Girl with a pooping habit

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The shitting yourself part is grose. But once i pasted out extremely drink naked, and i woke up pissing myself. It felt really good so i lifted my pecker up and proceeded to piss on my chest. After that i past out.

When i woke up in the morning i was really displeased with what i did. I had sticky piss asll over me, along with a hangover so you figure how i must have felt.

I wish piss was water. Then i'd piss on myself, and others, all of the time

 

i'm not even going to the link...what is in the link?

 

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^ i just read it... what i read kinda smells like bull shit...know what i mean?

 

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it smells like bullshitt comming out of the chicks mouth, not her ass...i dont think the story is reall, thats what i meant.

 

Maybe she should buy a deodorant called "LYNX" that smells like shit but without the added discomfort

 

i dont know about you guys, but i found it HILARIOUS! even if this story is possibly fake, i bet there really is a person that does that.
my fave line was in the beginning, when she's talking about shitting in the theatre: "sure feel sorry for the person who's gonna sit here"

 

LMAO, I alamost pissed my self laughing so hard,
that was soooo funny

 

That was... wow. I don't even know what to say... I think it was all a bunch of made up fetish bullshit. There are all these entries supposedly from different people, but the writing style and the words and phrases used are almost identical.

 

quote from an italian movie:
"how wonderful is pissing... if i were rich i'd piss all the time".

uah hah hah !
seriously folks, this thread is killing me ! how funny !

 

^ lol

 

what the fuck???

 

ew jesus how GRIM!

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA okay you have to hear my story about my best friends ex boyfriend who used to live with us. this guy was too funny.

he was quite the drinker and he never ever got sick from drinking however he almost always passed out and he pissed himself quite often.

one time he was sleeping on my floor passed out hella drunk and i was lying in bed trying to sleep and i hear someone pissing. i knew it was him so i was like daniel what the fuck and i turned ont he light and he was lying on his side still passed out, but i saw him reach down and whip it out and continue to piss on my floor. it was all over him. i just left him to sleep in it. there is no waking that fool up when hes drunk. the next day i hella yelled at him for it and hes like i swear i didnt whip it out!! and i was like bitch i saw you.

another time when he was fucking my best friend he fel asleep in between positions. my friend leaves the room looking hella pissed off and i walk in there to see what the fuck he did to her and hes like lying on his back butt naked and snoring. then he pissed himself. i never let him forget it.

so dont feel bad your not the only one who likes to piss on themself. btw i love your art

 

Ever heard freuds Psychosexual development theories? Apperently as children we have fixation on things. This sounds like anal fixation ... Where you are pleasured with taking a crap. It usually is around when I child get potty trained that they lose this... Some people stay stuck on the psychosexual stages. Maybe she had a really bad potty training experience?

http://changingminds.org/explanations/learning/freud_stage.htm

 

ummm.....yeah.......

i guess doing things that seem "against the rules" are always kind of a turn on, but there are so many things that are frowned on by society. why shit on yourself?

 

ohh goodness.. that was really weird, but kinda funny haha