Public Service Announcement #00Q:

Montgomery is God.

 

Which one.

I take it you're not worshipping Alabama or Montgomery Gentry... or etc.

 

Herself George, she renamed herself Montgomery

I can only say that Perch agrees and says that Monty is the supreme deity of the land

 

I see.

 

Also, Perch is Antoine.

Also, this is my 9000th post.

I feel so ashamed.

And clearly, Alamosa is Goddess.

 

I call bullshit on you and all your hamsters.

My hammer shall not fall!

I shalt break free!

I will be the champion!

...Radio...someone still believes!

Because...

There is a kind of Magic...

In this...

Crazy little thing...

Called...

LOVE!

 

Double you tee eff, Local/Lesser God? Double you tee eff...

 

I like lobsters but my crippling crack addiction troubles me.

I should be more like Lou Reed, but I can't get past waking up on the moon.

 

This is my 415th post.

*party-boy dance*

 

Congratulations of your un-godly achievement... heathen!

 

HEY.

 

...been trying to meet you...
Hey...
Must be a devil between us.
Or whores in my head,
Whores at my door,
Whores in my bed.
But hey...
Where....
Have you....
Been?
If you go... I will surely die.
We're chained...
We're che-aaained!

 

montogmery is the best name EVER

 

i love the pixies

 

didnt see that till now


i concur. pixies rock

 

I wish I had a cool fake name.

 

I'll call you Ralph. That was the name of the security guard at my school... yeah.

Ralph was the shit.

 

You can call me Ralph if I can call you Lawrence.

 

Alright. Haha... Lawrence is like... Terrance... or Rashard, to me.

It's strange because Lawrence could be the token black guy, or he could be the grand wizard of the knights of the ku klux klan. I find that ironic.

Ralph is like... "haha, sweet jesus, let me get those chinos and those Calloway drivers out of my Volvo XC70 Crosscountry... then we can go have some griers and perrier, ha! ha! ha! My god, bluetooth saved my life because I have to be on the phone at Costco!"

Ralph could have also doubled as the guy in the 50s who wore a leather jacket and drove an Indian or a Harley.

 

This...
Is...
The...
Sound!