Looking For A Baby!!

Discussion in 'Birth Control' started by crickey21, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. crickey21

    crickey21 Member

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    Hi Me And My Girlfriend Are Tryin To Have A Baby But I Have A Problem With Getting It Up And My Doctor Says I Cant Take Viagra Are Anything Like That So We Were Given Advice To Try And Put Sperm Into A Glass And Letting It Sit For About 30 Mins And Putting It Into The Syrnge Without The Needle!! And With My Left Index Finger Guide It Into The Vigina And Squirtin It In And I Was Told Some Would Leek Out But My Girlfriend Says It All Leeks Out......will This Really Even Work And If It Will How Can She Keep The Sperm In??? Plz Help And Any Advice Are Any Good Ideas To Try Would Be Great Thanks.
     
  2. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    hmm never heard of this... why do you let it sit for so long? i do know that a majority of the cum does come out, but not all of it (when having intercourse). ummm i'd try to watch her cycle and try to time it right before and during ovulation so you're not going to all this trouble all month and only do it for about a week. this sounds really weird to me though... and i'm understanding you can cum without getting hard?
     
  3. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Could she maybe lay down with her legs up, ie tilt her pelvis such that liquid would be more likely to run back into her? Standing or even sitting will make it all leak out fairly swiftly (mmm cum, errr)
     
  4. HatEd

    HatEd Member

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    Your confused. You don't take the needle out.
     
  5. Canavar

    Canavar Member

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    My wife and I are trying for a baby also. We make sure I cum in her when she's on her back (its fun coming up with positions and ways to do this) and as I pull out, she puts her knees up to her head to keep the sperm in there. This is pretty efficient in keeping it in there but alas, not pregnant yet. :( Remember, the best thing about babies is making them!

    On A Side Note, Why Is Every Word In Your Post Capitalized?
     
  6. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    I can answer that, its because he used caps lock to write his message, which the server wont allow...so instead it automaticly converted it to every first letter capitalization. Either way, its still agaisnt the rules as its considered 'shouting', and is to be avoided.
     
  7. sheefaalot

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    I wouldnt think you should let it sit in a cup for a 1/2 hour.. If your trying to get pregnat you should do it right away b/c it will die... dont know how long but I dont knwo what the point of waiting would be...
     
  8. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    Dude, you're 16, why are you trying to have a baby? Don't you have SAT's to study for or something?

     
  9. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Talk about confused.

    You gotta put it in her ass, dude.
     
  10. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Sperm dies when exposed to air - putting it in a glass for a half hour will kill the little fellows. Viagra, cialis, etc. retard orgasm and although they help erections, they do not help orgasms. There is not substitute for masturbating into a cup and having the sperm injected immediately into the womb by a skilled person.
     
  11. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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  12. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    either age, this is evolution in action.
    the universe says you are not parent material, troll boy.
     
  13. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    Have you really chatted to a real doctor about this?

    Your sperm WILL die if left to its own devises - sperm needs to be warm etc. On suset beach they used a turkey baster and it worked pretty well.

    I suggest you sort out why you have erectile problems and see if they can be resolved or go and speak to another doctor who can suggest other ways of getting pregnant where it isnt so syringy!!!
     

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