Vending Wish List

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by nuttbakedgirl, Jan 20, 2007.

  1. nuttbakedgirl

    nuttbakedgirl Member

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    There are vending machines that vend drinks of all flavors, which refresh the likes of exhausted runners or thristy office robot people who must shell out those dam coins with pictures of dead men in wigs on them. And there are vending machines that vend food, mostly in the form of snacks that make inner city children obese and develope hatred for the "Gentleman" or "Man".

    What other things do you wish would be "vended"? My 'vending wish list":

    ointment
    unwanted music cd's (or even tapes) for under $1.00
    bras
    tacos (extra tasty yet undeniably low quality)
    LDS (as discussed in Star Trek 4)
    Hilarious photos of Christopher Walken
     
  2. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    there should obvously be vending machienes for x , acid , heroin , a bunch of pharmies , a coke -crack machiene .........i think they need lil coin operated machienes that sell imagination and courage !........or stupidity and cowardice remover in lil arosol cans ...
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    you should visit japan. they have beer vending machines. and lolita bubble gum.

    i do like the hot and cold REAL FOOD vending machines that we're arround for a while in the us, though never very common. csu had some of those, probably still does.

    i would like to see vending machines for anyone who doesn't have anything. you press a button that reads your fingerprint so that it can let you pick any one item for free, but you can't get anything else from it until the after the same time the next day.

    these show up in my dreams sometimes.

    and then there are others that take things i didn't know i had in my pocket by they happily do. plastic coins and odd shaped ones and all sorts of wierd things.

    hmmm. a vending machine for hello kitty vibrators?

    a vending machine for miniature vending machines?

    which vend even smaller ... which take REALLY SMALL coins ...

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  4. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    they could sell little packets of rifts in the time space continium .....and you could tape them all together with ducttape ....and make a hole big enuff to escape this dimension then once on thother side ,you could take the lil holes apart n keep em in yer pocket
     
  5. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Vending machines with strictly healthy snack choices, no junk food.

    Chapstick vending machines with a wide variety of different flavored lip balms.
     
  6. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Ciiiiiiiiiiigggggggs!
     
  8. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    They have those here in most bathrooms, next to the tampon thingies.
     
  9. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    I wish they would sell:
    hand lotion
    protein bars
    nail files
    thigh highs
    ambesol
    tylenol
    xanax (how awesome would that be in a work place vending machine on a really shitty day?)
    safety pins
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I would be so pissed off if the rice vending machine wasn't close to the rice washing machine. [​IMG]
     
  11. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    chapstick
    earring backs
     
  12. YoDiddy

    YoDiddy Banned

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    ammunition
     

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