Toker Inginuety

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by RancidPunx, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. RancidPunx

    RancidPunx Member

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    Do you ever notice that when you're high, or about to smoke, you're very able to create devices? I really don't know how to explain my expertice, but for example...

    My friend and I were smoking behind his garage before his dad got home and we remembered "Oh the tracks!"(It was snowing)
    So, since we only walked near the edge of the garage, I cleared the snow completely so our tracks weren't there and it was only grass.. By the time he got home, the grass had a nice layer of snow over it.. :D

    And When we were back there, smoking his bubbler, he noticed the water reeked, so he impulsively poured it out over the fence... We didn't have any water so I decided... Why not use snow?!?
    Worked like a charm.

    And when he ran inside to get his bag, I thought he was going to fill the bowl.. He came back out and we were in a hurry, so like a pro, I scooped it using the bowl as like a spoon.

    I never have done any of those methods before, and when I did them, I felt like such a stoner-genious.. Any stoner inginuety stories?
     
  2. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Nah man, weed ALWAYS no matter what strain, gives me massive, massive couch lock. Im like a lump on a log. Just sitting there, like the kids on petes couch ;)
     
  3. billy96

    billy96 Member

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    haha smokindude, i remember that comercial, "You have a better chance dieing out there in the real world, but me, ill take my chances."

    damn for some reason i can remember stuff really good, i guess its a superpower bud has givin me haha
     
  4. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    I make awesome bongs when I am really giddy and happy because I'm about to get high. Also, I'm just like awesome, and I have stoner skills, and I can TELL when my mom is gonna knock on my door or something like that. Well, most of the time I"m just paranoid and nothing is really happening, but I mean, if she ever does man, I KNOW.
     
  5. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    When I smoke I like to do stuff just just lay down and watch tv (although I enjoy it occasionally, I plan on doing it tonight lol). Walking to the store chatting on the phone or playing with my lego's is awesome
     
  6. RancidPunx

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    WORD.
     
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