felatio???????????

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by sgoddess28, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. sgoddess28

    sgoddess28 Member

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    im curious out there men,women,and mix gender,why would a man in a dedicated relationship choose to have felatio with a hooker than FREE sex with his wife. best friend wants to come to my house now..........from washing state
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    because after enough green m&m's a man wants a red one.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That's basically what I was going to say, except you said it better than I would have.
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    green m&m's are better than red ones
     
  5. bird_migration

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    What the hell do m&m's have to do with this?
     
  6. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    who cares ..m&m's rock!!!
     
  7. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    i like blue m&ms

    the worst m&ms, or should i say the least best, are brown
     
  8. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    After you fuck one girl enough times you want to fuck another girl for a while
     
  9. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    I'd rather have fellatio than m&ms
     
  10. bird_migration

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    After I fuck a girl enough times I want m&m's really.
     
  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    id rather get fellatio by eminem
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i'm really happy i could put that forth in such clear terms for the americans in the crowd. the key to any happy relationship is understanding a man's craving for different m&m's.
     
  13. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    please.....too much information
     
  14. bird_migration

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    No, what we really need is details.
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    personally, I prefer recies peaces - too bad peanut is married
     
  16. montreal_moose

    montreal_moose Member

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    I love the fuzzy m&m's... hard to find though....
     
  17. montreal_moose

    montreal_moose Member

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    wait, now that I think of it.... maybe I shouldnt eat them
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Look under your bed. If you find any M&M's, they will probably be fuzzy.
     
  19. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    My children,

    I'm gonna have to write to the mod and have them edit this thread title - I have lots of nuns who visit this place - they won't appreciate this...

    Divine Dad.
     

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