Digitalldj's guide to Etiquette - learn somthing

Hmmmm, I'm sorta intrested in working at red robins now...

 

Spiced rum- Captain Morgans mixed with sprite/7up is one of my personal favorites.It tastes exactly like a cream soda. I don't like to drink that often. I rather smoke bud.

 

Tipping jobs are the best jobs! There also usually the most stressfull, but what would work be without stress? (It wouldn't make that first bowl upon getting off so satisfying!) Where I live in Hollywood, we get TONS of shitty tippers. But also a bunch of good tippers, and if your service is fast(But not to fast that they feel there not being paid enough attention too), freindly, to the point and humorous at the same time you'll make good $$$.
I won't work any other type of job now. Unless I become a manager.

~Mike

 

Also, I would like to add, that yes, GOOD MONEY MANAGEMENT is a great life skill to have. Take it from me, im just crawling out of debt. And I do say crawling, it is a monkey on your back and it's annoying. Though most of my actuall debts started because of tickets, they became much worse when I didn't pay them (!!! Who wants to pay $150 for jay-walking? !!!) and I had the money! I just didn't have the "Skills" to spend it wisely.

~Dub G

 

once again common sense
you should maybe talk about investing your money instead of just putting it into a bank account that will only give a minimal return of interest. I would go with a stock called SOCO, since I bought it in 2003 it has given a rate of return of 7% each year. You shoulda included that hot shot.

 

yea the locked account... i know them as CDs. my dad told me about them.. in 10th grade i had like 3k in some lame account (my life savings) and since i wouldnt spend any of it till college... i put it in a 2 year CD, which meant i couldnt touch any of it until it expired in 2 years. well this worked out pretty well beacuse i ended up making like 600 bucks interest..... as opposed to like 10 bucks or something ridiculous in a normal savings account, which would probably bearly cover the inflation rate anyway haha.

 

I'm bad at managing my money but i get enough to support/enjoy myself each and every week. Im not earning enough really to start saving money that would ammount to anything decent and as i wont be driving for a few more years yet (World trip+uni) then i dont see the need to save for a car.
When it comes to weed and money, most of it does go on weed, but only because there is nothing else i want to spend it on/i've already brought what i wanted.
I've been good with money since new years eve cause my exams are coming up (tomorrow :/) so i've cut down on bud a lot until they're out the way and once they are i'll have enough for an OZ, but i'll probably just buy a half, to save some cash xD

 

LoL, I think all he meant to say was conservation is strategy... Look at you guys running around talking about stock market tips and #### on the marijuana forum?

~Dub

 

please, oh PLEASE elaborate on your investment strategies then, and it's funny how any stock would give you a consistent 7% return rate, factoring in a fluctuating market, at well as Inflation.

how much money do u actually have invested? trying to talk to me, somone who is sitting on a 395,000$ condo which is being paied off as we speak through "investments", RRSP's, and Tenants is pointless if you sit there, naming stocks, and saying you are getting a set percentage on investments, Are you a day trader? is that money your receiving through RRSP's or mutual funds? do you use a broker?

All that financial advice is for your typical stoner who doesnt know anything better, i dont give a shit if it's common knowledge to you, if i'm helping like 1-2 people through this thread, and people enjoy reading it, whats the problem?

i guarantee you people are more interested in basic money management, and learning a thing or two about booze and bars, rather then ratio's and stats

not to mention, to an uneducated person, investing in the stock market is pretty much the same thing as throwing your money down the toilet.

 

i think i'll be putting some of that advice to use. good about ya.

 

fuck yea my dad gets free cases of that shit. he puts on sailboat races that they sponsor, along with mobius energy beer (dont know if youve heard of it). they all send cases out and have open bars for for like 4 days while the race is going on. its like partying with all these laidback sailor dudes and all my dads friends. matter of fact i have like 3 mount gay shirts and about a dozen hats.

 

im a stoner and shitty at money manegment i mean since christmas ive always had atleast 100 bucks to my name at all times. (pretty shitty) but to tell you the truth everything you posted about money manegment im learning in economics right now, but what they are not teaching me is how to get shit tons of money through LEAGAL investments. ( i could make millions in illegal investments but where did all the greats end up..................yea anyway) so in your next segment why not post some info about these legal investments.

i would also like to add, if you were to become a self-made multi millioniare and wanted to make fat bank on a book. plz do all of us stoners a favor and name it something like "the educated pothead" or "the stoners guide to million" or sumtin abdass like that to take the heat off us.

 

hahaha sweeet...this gives my advice a little more credability lol

and as for this message above ^ i will post up a little about legal investments in 2-3 segments, i'm gonna need to make my next one about weed to try and keep it on topic for the forum LOL

 

aight..i came up with a good one after i smoked a joint to my head just now

SEGMENT 4 - Dealing Economics

ok, over the course of my smoking career, i've run into a tonne of dealers, some one time use, others for almost my whole smoking career, out of all those people, not 1 who stills deals weed/did is more successfull then the majority of those people who simply graduated highschool with decent marks

my conclusion comes down to - there is not enough/no more money to be made in large amounts of weed, hyrdo mostly. [*in vancouver] and the slow-down began a couple years ago.

Crack on the other hand, the biggest dealer i've actually met before now pulls in 125,000$ a week.

In dealing, it doesnt matter who you know until your big enough, even when your pushing 1000$ pounds, your still working for somone most of the time, or working independantly which is high risk to find connections.

until you are no longer a "pawn" in the game, you nothing and somone will turn you in like that, or your friends will fuck you over to save their asses.

with this little side story done [sorry i'm ripped]

general highschool dealing:

easiest example for me to do, dealing in high school, if done right could provide very good money for a highschool student if it's done right, and the person has enough brains to not get rolled.

Everything depends on your market, if your the only one dealing, you provide quick and good bud, your set. if your coming into another dealers teritory etc. depending who they are, provide better service and you will most likely sway his customers, pot heads are lazy and quicker service makes them happy, doesnt it?

the ideal situation imo for having a connection is a cousin, friends brother, uncle, grandpa etc. an outside connection who wont be taken by competition etc.

"fronting" or saving money to buy an ounce to test the market is first, find customers, tell em what you got, how much, maybe a pay as you go cell phone number, and then tell em peace, Your cell will be ringing soon enough.

now, there is little profit to be made right away if you are only turning grams etc. Remeber your goal is to MAKE money, not break even or worse in the end, therefor:

a 250$ ounce

you sell 28 grams for 15$ a peice = 420$

so potential 170$ proffit

unless your going to be never spending any money going out to eat while your out dealing, takin cabs, even walking, your time is worth SOMTHING! wether it be keep passing school, or just staying alive :S, and thats your only income, most likely your outcome will be 40-80$ by the time it's over and you've sold your first ounces, this is where you CANT spend the F*cking money! in order to make more, you need more, 170$ profit, maybe get the dealer to give u 2 - 200$ ounces - now, you can spend money more freely, but still need to earn the profit till you can upgrade your amount again.

idealy, i'd say selling 3-5 ounces in a month at school could be realisitic, but then again could be very heat depending on where you live, but imo 3-5 ounces would give u a nice highschool income.

there are also many downsides depending on how you look at it though, dealing with shady people, cheap ass kids, punks, cops, teachers, parents and whoever else, if you get into the large amounts it's only time before somone finds out

hmm..after typing this all out I feel more strongly for the "against" vote then anything but differing lifestyles provide different oportunities - carpe diem!

 

Well my investment strategies, umm buy low sell high, lmao as you always here but about the worst advice around. Um right now in SOCO I have 36,400 invested, and yes, its a 7% increase per year, considering I get stock reports from them per peroid. I also have diversified and bought stock in USI and company that builds microchips for new processsors and has rising by 6% since I bought it. Right now my family is sitting on a $1.3 million house which is already paid off for, because of my dads patents from GM. As to the statement that people would rather learn about booze and bars rather than how to make a market gain seems completely ludacris and makes no sense at all, you try and sound so proper and great saying that you know about inflation. Oooo 3% increase per year, again common sense any person looking to invest money should know. Im not some gay day trader from new york either, me and my dad sit down and look at stocks. He has been the one to help me with finding good investments seeing that he has over $5mill in stocks. I then mail a check to the company with the amount of shares I want to purchase and then I get a confirmation in the mail. I will probably sit on these stocks for many years and would never advice "day trading". Get a mutual fund or low risk investment.

 

yea man its the esiest money in the world ive been smoking for free since i got off probation. i could make 500 a week and be low on the radar if i wanted to but i dont like blow and wouldnt feel cool gettin ppl hooked on that shitty ass drug. i can pick up a ball for like 75 then flip it for 120 and the profit margin gets twice as big everytime u up the quantity. also sellin mids in a place where everyone sells dank is gold man, these potheads will spend 120 a week buyin seperate 8ths that run out in about 2 days when they could come to me and id give em an ounceand im gettin em for 90. but the risk factor blows and u cant really be rich when ur rotting in a fuckin sell for pushin blow. so how bout those legal investments..........................

 

yeah, i agree about the mids. i could, and have, made more money selling mids, than selling dank.

 

DJ, whats you input on my favorite alcohol to drink..Tanqueray?

 

your favorite drink is dry gin?

 

Dry?