What will your obituary say?

Crazed with gluttony I died while muttering death threats to anyone who will listen. I will be terribly missed by a local transexual prostitute

 

Quickly with one last shriek, Paul died a hilarious death.

Paul will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion

 

Maybe I was having a very good day?

 

I dont like this thread.


I mean it got me thinking seriously for a second.

 

im being cremated bitches!

 

"Quietly in a modern art museum, Annie died with an infected toenail. She will be terribly missed by Prince Charles"

BWAHAHA

 

i doubt that mine will even say anything. i'll be lucky enough to even get a stone, let alone one that says anything on it besides a serial number, and that not for me but the location.

not that any of that makes doo doo.

if i'm wandering arround anywhere as my true nontangable self, what will have happened to this meat i'm wandering arround in now, isn't gonna mean a whole hell of a lot to me either.

=^^=
.../\...

 

how many of you are really getting kickbacks from "adbright"?

yea the "modern art" and, believe it or not; "the legeon"

=^^=
.../\...

 

i died trying to figure out how to post this damn thing!

 

hahaha

 

how'd you post that thing fallenfairy???

 

She did her destiny as she understood her incarnation

She did 'her own thing' at any cost
She had NO regrets!!!
She LOVED Life!

 

R.I.P.​

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Relax everyone...​

He's finally fucking​

Dead...​

 

haha this is fun

 

hey someone tell me how you post that! i know...ima dork

 

when u make it on the site, copy the image code in the html and use the picture button here or img tag and paste the code in

 

quickly with one last shriek, kc died with a smirk on her face.

she will be missed terribly by her cat.



how ominously appropriate, what with the shireking, smirking and cat.

 

*Celebrates*

Joke...Joke...

Seriously...Don't Die Now...

 

Passed while sleeping....she requested the money that would be spent on flowers to be donated to the local animal shelter....survived by family members including 2 dogs 2 cats a rat and some chickens....a huge kegger will be held after services , and entertainment will be provided by the rock band HALO

 

Holy shit, the tranny from the corner of 35th and Madison died from excessive masturbation.