It's not rape if she can't say no.

I was at a pub and was a bit wasted and needed to pee but the toilets there were filthy and full so I went out the back way to the alley and dropped my pants and took a piss. There was a lady I didn't notice and she just said "Dude that's fuckin' gross" so I finished up and walked over to her. She sort of gave me a look like "Huh what are ya gonna do" so I smacked her in the face and she passed out.

Well come on, there is this hot chick laying there and I knew she would totally fuck me consciously so I stripped her down and did her up the ass, pussy and mouth. Boy she was real tight, I think a virgin (she looked 18'ish). Well it's been a few days and no cops so it must be legal. LOL!

Edit: I took all her clothes so she was stuck there naked for giving me lip.

 

Riiiight.

 

jesus wept.

 

Bullshit story.

 

but what fucking idiot would WANT to post such a thread... I despair, sometimes, really I do!!!

 

Why? You believe people are incapable of such an act? If so you are terribly naive.

 

And this too shall be your fate .. dearest schmitty.. you should never leave the house without first lubing your ARSE HOLE... cause its COMING.. LOL

iloveyou

 

I think if you actually did that, you wouldnt be bragging about it on hipforums. It disgusts me that you would even joke like that.

 

Something tells me Schmitty couldn't knock out a poodle.

 

methinks this is only meant to be inflammatory

 

by girl you meant raccoon right? and it laughed at your small pee pee so you tried to fight it, then it clawed your face off? thats what i thought