Dentistry.

Is an odd profession.
Poking around in someone else's mouth,
With long metal instruments
Seems to mirror another profession.

I don't wanna go to the gynecologist.

 

There must be a fetish involved with that profession. Because you have to imagine it sucks when you have someone come in who has a dirty mouth, or a bad breath, etc. I always think about that when I am in the chair.

It's probably the money.

 

I have a friend in dental school right now. I always feel like she is looking at my teeth when I talk to her...

 

She probably is.

Awkward.

 

Rather be a dentist than a proctologist.

 

I'd rather be a gynecologist than a dentist. Or a proctologist, for that (fecal) matter. Gynecologists are awkward, yeah, but dentistry is feared and proctology is just... rank

I fear the gynecologist though... Especially after reading the Vagina Monologues. :uhoh2:

 

I think it would be fun poking around down there. Gyno that is...

 

This thread makes me think of Little Shop of Horrors.

 

Wow, that was my exact intention.

 

i wanna go to a gynecologist sometime. im told that i look quite femalish. i could dress in drag, and wont they be in for a suprise when i drop my pants

 

hahahaha oh how i would like to see that

 

You need stratospheric grades to be a dentist and yet you poke in other peoples dirty mouth ...


This is why i wanna study history

 

i hate dentists and doctors. and cops. anyone with a uniform really. but unfortunatley the gyno is something i refuse to pass up on.

i havent been to the dentist since around the age of 8 or 9. and if any of yall are interested my teeth are fine. see gallery.

 

Ha!

 

Ahahaaaaa...do it.

 

Oh if only you could get reaction pictures. That would be fairly amazing.

 

And then sell the reaction pictures afterwards for five bucks like when you go on a rollercoaster at an amusement park


Though... I have yet to figure out why youre planning on dropping your pants... :uhoh2:

 

how 'bout that nice cold clamp at the gyno??? ya think they could heat it up a bit, eh?

 

well thats part of the joke meggums. going to a gynecologist, he tells me he wants to inspect and then volia! not exact what you expected, is it mister gynecologist
:jester:

 

You really are the cutest thing since ashtrays.