I am NOT the father! hehe, I love watching Maury I often think that these people have no concept of percentages
i like how the guys say even if it is theirs which they deney it is, that they wont take care of it. then when they find out it is theirs, theyre all " IM GONE TAKE CARE OF MY KID" jerry springer is even better
"99.9 %.....you are NOT the father!" *girl jumps out of chair and runs crying to the backroom where she proceeds to have a breakdown* *guy does a victory dance to the cheer of the crowd and says "I toll you bitch, I toll you!"* *Maury follows girl to the back and trys to comfort her saying "we will test a 5th guy if you want us to" Yeah....its always the same. Gotta love it!
yeah...its always so funny. I love it when they have on the people that have like 5 kids and they've tested 10 different men for each one with no results. Who the heck are these people?!
I bet Maury goes home to Connie Chung every night and says "where the fuck do we get these people?!" I think he hates those shitty "my baby daddy" shows. And its always either that or a 300 lb baby with two heads. ....I dont sound very empathetic.....I havent had any sleep....but I did watch Maury this morning
haha that damn Maury... i love when they have those punk kids on there, and they destroy the green room and such...i would woop those kids ass.. and also the cheating ones... Ya know your man is cheating, you found underware in his pocket that wasnt yours, and something doesnt register to you that he is cheating, you need a machine to tell ya that...I thought i was slow...haha or when the chicks are like, i smelled pussy on him , well cause your man was cheating...
"You don't KNOW me!!! You don't KNOW me!! You're all JEALOUS!!" *overweight girl in spandex mini sits down beside her bawling mother*
