I'm hereby launching my campaign for Bruce Forsyth to be the next elected King of England... imagine it, the televised speech he could give on Junerval Day, the speech at the state opening of Parliament: "Nice to see you, to see you, nice!" It has to happen!
You been watching Strictly Come Dancing or something, I'll tell my girls your a fan, they'll like you.
Apparently he has a HUGE Ego and he's a bastard (according to an ex gereration game player I know), I say BILL BAILEY FOR KING!!!!!!
Ahh so what if hes a bastard we arent all perfect Hell yeah brucey boy for king, as long as he stays on the sun beds, keeps the catch phrase then we will love him
No to Bruce, he was really rude to my Grandma once, maybe Jimmy Carr or Bill Bailey would be more suited. x Ph x
Jimmy Carr or Bill Bailey maybe Brucey ? . All smug annoying bastards. I think i would pick Brucey. He is atleast aware he is all of those traits. Plus he will be dead in ten years, we can have a big fuck off party then.
Jimmy Carr? Blind buggery no. Ross Noble. Can you imagine what the Christmas speech would be like? "Good evening. As you may know, I am now King Noble, or as people here prefer to call me, King Northern Bastard. Anyway, you know this funny crown they make me wear? It's bloody heavy so I don't know if you can see, but I've tied balloons filled with helium to it to relieve me of some weight. I bet I look like a proper mad queen with this gear on! Maybe I should tie some more balloons to it, and next year make my speech by air. Haha, that'd be brilliant...a big crowd waiting for me to step onto the balcony, then the middle of Buckingham Palace opens up like that volcano in the Bond films and you see me floating out and flying above the peasants, showering them with gifts. I'll tek a couple o'the Corgis out with me, though that's probably not a good idea because they'll probably piss all over my followers. Probably not a good way to inspire respect and awe over your followers, having your small yappy dogs tek a cheeky piss on 'em. Aah, King Ross, yer dogs're teking a piss on us." Compared to Jimmy Carr's: "Hello. I am King. Here are some generic jokes to laugh at while I stand here with a smug expression."
