I can't finish this thread....

... cause the beer is flowin 2 fast. I quit but my neighbour talked me into popping round for a few brewskies. His g/f wants to set me up with her sis. Shes a DD cup and a MILf but 45!!!/!?!?!?

I'll settle for a Pot Noodle and a wank any day :ack:

 

drink LOTS of beer and fuck her with your eyes closed

 

Yeah but when I wake up the next day I would remember doing a fat old chick and have to bath with disinfectant for a few hours.... OMG, I just woke up after falling asleep from beer excess... It's K though there are more cold ones at hand!

 

Eyes closed method doesn't always work, you could slip.
Try the paper bag over the head thing. And good luck with that.

 

yyou cant finish this thread, kinda like you couldnt finish that movie i did you a voice-over for?

 

Death does a voice over? That should be interesting.....

 

Geez, 45 isn't ancient territory!

 

well then you haven't drank enough beer if you still wake up and remember it

 

True. I plan to rectify this issue tonight.

 

hehe, he said rectify

 

He's gonna hump 'er dumper.

 

I have to go to the shops now cause I drank all of my cold brews. I wish they fucking delivered

 

dial-a-bottle!!!!
oh but you probably don't have that in merica..how primitive
dial-a-bottle delievers any where almost at any time, and they don't care about how old you are
oh yes dial-a-bottle!!!

 

I want that service 2 Will you marry me so I get a permanent stay? How much will that cost and what are your conditions?

 

hahaha you give me power, i will abuse it

 

I want conditions woman .. Lets say we do a shot gun wedding.

1. If we like each other can we stay together even though the marriage was executed for financial gain?

2. Even if you don't like me... can we have sexual relations seeing as (in the eyes of the law) we are married? (I'm not asking for full on sex.. I would just like for you to recieve some thoat yogurt now and then... no biggie) :leaving:

3. Can I still work cold beer?

4. How much is this venture going to cost me? BRB :love:

 

You didn't answer... I feel so rejected right now

 

hahaha so many people do this shit

 

hahahaha sorry i just saw it
hahahaha ...ok, sure but i ain't living in the states

 

The beer is the most important part though