I almost spilled beer on my keyboard...

:hysterica


That would have been a bad thing.

 

A very bad thing

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer

 

I like to pull all the keys out of the keyboard just because it's so much fun!

Go on, try it...

You know you want to.

 

What kind of beer?

 

You Almost Spilled Beer!@!??!?!

 

i spill beer to much when i drink. almost every time


i've spilt juice on my laptop before. now a few of the keys on the left side are sticky, but no damage is really done.

 

Sticky keys? Juice? Uh huh...... suuuuuuure.

 

well normally i do have good aim...

 

my gf daisy n her mom nher brother would all get drunk n skank pogo around n id be leapin all over. i think in my former life i was a priest of bachus or sumthin.plus us gutterpunks knock the shit outta folks who spill booze. what if u died electrocuted? god of booze n revelry punishing you fer yer wastefulness.i would happilly shag yer corpse tho. hence shag...nasti!say a guy cut his dick halfway off pissin in a beercan. sum jerk scared him n he jerked. actually i was the scary jerk. not the scared jerk who has a cool cockscar. bet he gets laid by sayin hey wanna see my scar? then shows folks his dick.

 

I fucking love you, johnny disaster, when everyone else leaves, you come and ramble your ramblings that kinda make sense but only when I'm fucked up! *wiggles in a shifty fashion

 

Ummmm ok!

 

hahaha hard to read but in a fun way for sure


i'm slovak i never spill my booze :H
it's fun cause i drink alot with my little brother and we almost never spill our drinks unless we're so fucking drunk it can't be helped..but usually for him that's a 24 of beerz and for me it's in between a mickey and 26er of some form of straight boozery

 

It was a Lucky Lager...