3rd annual hipforums krue/queens day 2007 meets

Yeah you NEVER do that lol
Don't worry mopman I'm sure you'll never have to concern yourself with it

 

Some things should be thought out a little more before telling thousands of people all over the world.
Here's an insight for you Island Girl I've also heard of these Kegel exercises as have any female who visits a gynecologist. And I have to agree with my buddy the story was senseless & stupid.
I say you have failed miserably the screening process.
Wave from the bridge.
As for the 30 minute orgasms; you roc my piggy babe

 

I guess so.....snap! LOL

 

Tammy (aka-StolenMagic), my piggie babe, is gonna love this post there nblaze.

No hard feelings there Islandgirl but you surely ain't makin' too many fans amongst the "''Ol Lady" tingent 'round these parts with posts like that. Why would/should Mopperman give a shit about your muscle tone? Seriously.

Kegel Exercises?!!

Try Kegger exercises at Rookies! Bring on the brews, the pool table and most of all the tokeables, especially the Grey Diesel. Mmmmmmm, mmmm, good.

I will be sure and take excessive amounts of high quality poatables before diggin' down into the "gynecolgist" post once again. That was one helluva a post without a doubt btw. LOL!

Perhaps you deserve "PIG" status on that post alone. Not for me to call but it was bold to say the least. ROFLMAO

Screening Processes can be brutal but surely serve their purpose.

Someone deserves a big "Piggie Thanks" for the extra spot on the upcoming cruise.

I'm goin' to hell...

Hope to see the rest of you piggies there waitin' for me when I arrive.

OINK!

 

Just had to pull out that Ol Lady card didn't you.
"Piggie Hell" See there indeed! With piggie tails on!

 

She has a built-in bottle opener, might come in handy!?

 

Got my own! thank you! Tell me she can tap a keg with that & I might be impressed.

 

I'm in for the Queens Day Cruise! Wasn't sure I was going to make the trip this year. My piggie hubby Lctricity is a great persuader. How could I resist such a good time?

The photos are awesome moppern and nblaze, thanks for sending them.

See ya'll in April!!!
OINK

 

Glad to hear you'll be there, it just so happens a spot just opened up on the cruise.It's only right that it be filled with an original piglet who has by the way passed the screening process.

 

TAP that keg TAP that keg

 

Screening process? Hazing rituals? Now you know why I REALLY said "No" to rooming with you on Queensday, although your man sure wanted me to until I told him to stop messing with me because he was "taken" and I still happen to respect that in this world (not that I was attracted, trust me). You're a bunch of drunken college frat boys. Yeah you too, nblaze, or your man would have known what I was talking about. I bet your muscle is as flaccid as mopmans... keep drinking away, Einsteins, and have your fun trying to "gang up" on a woman... nice people, real nice, however you just don't scare me. Well, your IQ numbers probably would...

If you haven't noticed already, I have pretty much been preparing this Forum for me NOT being there on Queensday to meet up with you, main reason being exactly what you just showed the Forum you are, along with your "man" you have to protect <he just had to call on mommy for help cuz she has a few brain cells left, huh? lol>... I'll leave out the colorful metaphors.

I was warned about this group quite some time ago by another MEMBER, but this one is highly respected and not just in here. As I read more posts from your drunken frat boy, not to mention all the emails, I decided to heed their advice and a few others whom will all remain nameless, because I'm a woman of my word and I guess a couple are afraid of being ostracized from your little "clique", which I have always hated, even in GRADE SCHOOL. Yep, even then I had more sense than you people. This is absolute childish BS, but that is what I have come to see, as have others in here. You people give Americans a bad name over there with your drunken, loud, obnoxious ways. I'm not the first Hip Forums member to say that by the way.

As for my thread? Amsterdam is about soft drugs and SEX. My post was to teach some people in here Re: SEX and it has everything to do with SEX. If you TRULY knew about the Kegel muscle, you'd know that, as it improves a persons SEX life. Either you don't like the word SEX because you're frigid or you don't like your man always coming on to me when he's either drunk or being bipolar, which is often. I will say what I WANT to say as last I looked, our country has free speech and you do not intimidate me in the least. You're plain jealous, but I can't blame you... My advice? Get a leash.

Good luck! <shudder>

 

Get over yourself!
These exercises had nothing to with sex.Dr Kegel came up with these to relieve women of incontinence. He first practiced in urology and only later did he specialize in gynecology.
Myself I specialize in gynecology,urology & renal transplants I'm licensed in 16 states. It's my job to teach Kegel exercises to woman who have low bladder tone; true some do experience better sex after these muscles are toned. Thats a benificial side effect; mostly due to the obvious... they aren't peeing on themselves any more which for most women does cause some embarrassment. dah!
As for drinking I'm on vacation from these "stuck on themself" woman who come in to the doctor's office thinking they have a super pussy.That a professional MD who looks at crotches all day would risk their livelihood with such unprofessional behavior. These woman are what we refer to as office humor, thanks for the laughs.A good MD will usually step out of the room to regain composure and avoid laughing in a patient's face.
By the way no mention of the second licensed professional in the exam room whiich is a law in every state...no reaction from them?
This is why I felt obligated to reply to your not so funny story. You made a very sad attempt to discredit something I am so passionate about; women's health care.
I made no judgement of you prior to that post, but I must say you showed your ignorance. I deal with woman like you everyday and I choose not to spend a moment of my hard earned vacation with the likes of you.
My choice!
I didn't mean to offend, you as I'm sure you didn't mean to offend anyone. You on the other hand assumed you were the only one with any knowlegde...WRONG. AGAIN.
GET OVER YOURSELF! GET OVER YOURSELF! GET OVER YOURSELF!

The invitation was not to be rooming on the houseboat with us rather it was an invitation to share the second unit with a few others (all males and their suggestion). Mike was the messenger. Your previous posts brought that on...didn't want to burst your bubble it is after all a free speech forum and you did do alot of free talking.

 

I see where Mike gets his class... You're both nastier than I have ever been in my life. I used scientific facts and used no nasty language, your man was DISGUSTING, however, as usual (lucky you) and you are obviously quite insecure. You didn't judge me? Look again... telling me what to say, think and teach? Putting me down with your pompous "I'm better than you" attitude. You're a liar because you got your "lackeys" to back you up, even having one join the Forum right away to do it last night (Jan. 2007) I saw.

I'm not impressed with your credentials, it's the person inside that interests me and the heart that goes with it, besides I know just as much or more than you as I've been reading medical school books since I was a teen (my mother is an RN!). Sorry, I don't see a heart... just a jealous, insecure woman. I don't need to "get over myself". I like me just fine... a WHOLE lot more than you or your "ever faithful to you" other half :dupe:

I never used the word pu**y, I never said I'd have a 30 minute orgasm in my doctors face!!!!!!!!!!! You two are completely disgusting, must run in the family... inbreeding, perhaps?

Now just take your pitiful 23, oh NOW 24 posts and remain NOT helping people in here as you've NOT done for 2 years. Funny how a good fraction of the posts you have ever posted in 2 years are about me... a little obsessive, dontcha think? All you care about is yourself, look at your posts! At least I try to help people. You just came in to ridicule me... what a nice person you are. Actually, it was your horndog at first that kept me from going because I spurned him, now it's both of you because you're as dumb as he is to stay with him. I'll be happy going to the Dam several times a year to meet people OTHER than you and your "faithful" disgusting, alcoholic horndog who was all over me like "hair gel" on Cameron Diaz when I joined this Forum. I won't tell you to get over yourself, your self esteem is low enough as it is and it clearly shows.

Life is too short for insecurity and jealousy... both wasted energy. It's also too short to stay with a man that doesn't adore you and only you. I have that and much more. Hope one day you do as well. Go ahead now, mopman... suck up to her and lie, she'll believe you.

 

all I have to say is ...YOU GO ISLANDGURL.......you are one of the strongest most intellegent women I have ever had the pleasure to know......if these folks would read back on the comments they have made....they would have to think twice about their ongoing comments......

 

cant we all just get a bong?

arty:

 

LMAO Smiley... I'll take that bong and raise ya a pipe

 

i'll see that pipe and raise u 3 fat cone's

 

what you do, start a fake profile and post this to make it like you got friends...sounds like you.....

 

omg nblaze are you that insecure that you would even think of posting a fake profile to show friendship....wow....what a winner....I don't need to be fake about anything to post my opinions about a wonderful friend such as islandgurl........thinking maybe you need to spark it up......lol......let's all be real

 

Psst Ter don't tell her you had cancer and are on medical marijuana or she'll find something to pick on you about or say you're not real. She just seems to be that kind of critical person <shrug>

I told you she was insecure, make that paranoid too. I do have my own friends and plenty of 'em, nblaze. You started this, you drew first blood and the whole Forum (including my devoted friends) can see that. I'd suggest you stop now.