Scoop about my next book -

I think I'm gonna call it "The New New-Testament".

I'll try you right away, this time it's not the Romans who did it. I won't reveal the ending though.

 

is it going to be a pop-up book..

 

well you'd better consult your sun cause his books the gospil

 

A pop-up New New-Testament sounds fine. People are always more visual. I could see Jesus getting nailed again - (no sexual innuendo please) - then you have all these droplets of blood in 3-d. He's gonna love that...

 

Can I be in this version?

 

That depends, how comfortable are you on a cross with nails that go through your wrists with blood gushing out?

 

You'll let me be the next Jesus?! Wow...yeah...I'm up for that. Count me in.

 

Id like to be a camel in this book if thats ok with you....an immortal one that doesnt die. One that carried the 3 or 4 wise men or whoever they were across the desert with Moses. and so the story goes....

 

Don't forget that Moses used to assfuck his camels...

 

I thought it was the other way around?