I need a girlfriend

Shutup hipocrite and let the beaver loose in your pants.

 

Beavers do not make good pets and should be free....

 

Ii'm still holding out for DaisyMae.

 

And how are you going with that lodui?

I think it is a wonderfully romantic and admirable exercise and I support your efforts.

 

that doesnt sound like a "carpet ride" at all

:H

 

the only thing i need right now is a shower. i think a certain someone is using up all the hot water

 

I have a cat looking for a mate chinchilla, all interested parties... move to Cosovo.

 

Please do not discuss breeding pets! :hysterica

 

I have a lobster who is looking for a group of shrimp for group sex.

Please contact the ocean.

 

:drool:






do they have willys?

 

I would sure hope so.


I also have a pet mosquito looking for a BDSM type relationship with a human who doesn't mind much pain.

Please contact the authorities.

 

Walk away from the computer for a while and go outside