Give us a few of the phrases written on your shirts so we get a better idea. "Too many assholes, not enough bullets" is one of my old time favourites.
"i'm as confused as a baby at a titty bar" "addicted to crack (accompanied by pictures of women wearing nothing but thong bikinis" my dad had one of our neighbors, an elderly women, embroider a picture on one of his polo-type shirts of two rabbits fucking. so instead of an alligator or such nonsense, he had an excellent rendering, in vibrant color, two rabbits fucking their brains out.
Yeah there is one guy there who acts like he owns the lake, he can be nice to talk to but at the same time he has to have something to whine about.