Do not sin no more - otherwise your ass will go to hell!

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  1. -GOD-

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    I heard that it's so darn hot in there that the shit boils right inside of your ass!
     
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  3. Peanuts

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    You sure do have a way with words for being God.
     
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    Holy Mary told me that right before we conceived Jesus.
     
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  7. Peanuts

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    Your witty. One of the reasons I like you so much. ;)
     
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    I like you because your nice - for a human. I want you next to me in heaven - on my favorite carpet - I will tell you nice words as I scratch you behind the ears. Humans like when I scratch them behind the ears.
     
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    If you scratch behind my ears I would be so GRATEFUL.

    GOD IS AWESOME!!!!
     
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    Hey Peanuts, quit trying to for an immaculate conception.....:rolleyes: :p
     
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    I can't have babies. I'm a nut.
     
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    Yes, you are a little nut - but you can say how many nuts there are in one tree BUT - you never tell how many trees there are in one nut.

    May the one who never sinned eat my first nut.
     
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    Can you say Peter Piper? :p
     
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    Do everything you can to limit your sins, xcept the legal ones in Sin City, Vegas
     
    taurusbt, Aug 24, 2004
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