a new thread foreveryone that is online ...{that means you!}

not if you travel alot

 

True... but, for your average American OG... ?

 

Only if I can also get a hug for touching myself

 

Will love poetry recited with a charming Australian accent whilst shirtless, suffice at all?

 

I didnt do any demonstrations, it wasnt THAT kind of sex toy party. I thought about taking pictures though, but I dont think the lady would have let me. I dont have a camera anyway though. I guess I could have bought a disposable. It was very... interesting. I really learned what kind of freaks old(er) ladies are!

 

Yeah that'll work.

 

the older you get the freakier you become
kayliegh {i'm sorry i prolly spelt that wonrg} hugs for you are free forever

 

Alas, but a man cannot live on breast alone. Where does my lonesome lover lie?

 

off to get stoned and watch intervention

a heartfelt good eve to the RTards

although if you loved me for reals, you'd intervene

 

Kayleigh, you were close, only switched two letters yay!

Ahahahaha funny, I was talking with my mom over supper today about what a dirty old woman she is. Well, we were discussing it together. Her label, not mine.

 

Gary, do not leave us!

No... wait... you shaved...

Begone, unbearded man!

 

noooo don't leave!!


Kayleigh sweet ..if i had a conversation like that with my mom it'd be weird she's really a "knitting/cooking/i like kittens" type mom....

 

Kittens actually taste a lot like chicken, except they are much more tender and juicy. The best way to prepare them is with plenty of hot sauce and spicy mustard mixed with the finest Cambodian breast milk that has been aged three months under neon lights and blended with frozen moose urine for added zest. It's not really as good as it sounds, but still mouthwateringly delicious.

 

omg I forgot that show was on tonight! I'm going to watch it too

 

I think "OMG" should be a word in the dictionary.. have you ever tried to say it out loud? I say it sometimes its all like "OMMMGGGUUHHH" and everyone looks at me funny. I get it though. thats all thats important

 

I actually did eat cat once, by accident though.

I used to go to watch soccer games in Honduras every once in a while, and they would serve meat on a stick in the stadium.

Then one day they found an 18-wheeler packed with dead dogs and cats behind the stadium kitchen.

 

nevermind, it's a rerun

 

Damn re-runs...

On that note... sleep!

Nighty night rapists and child molestors!

 

Hahahahahah one of my friends had the most irritating habit last year of saying "oh em geeeeee!" to signify omg.
I wanted to smack her every time she did it.

 

In stead of shit I used to say cow...