Isnt this some kind of theft ?

he's quite the whore

 

it aint no theft but go beat the price out that hos ass, bust her car windows out or sum shit, or just get another girlfriend to whoop off in her ass

 

it's more like, the not getting laid allows us to evolve...
not getting laid makes people strive to do something with their sexual frustrations...a vital part of our social ecosystem, we need the people not getting laid in order to evolve technologically...the only reason we moved out of the caves was because some cavemen weren't getting laid
so maybe you'll pick up a book and become a vital part of our evolution glm

 

but what good is a smart caveman if he can't breed with hot cavewomen with huge whoppers and make cavekids that will be smart and not get laid to evolve into other smart kids...... they will be smart, and die. no more. getting laid is part of life. and so far, GLM hasn't done his part in life which pretty much makes him a waste to our species and should be killed and eaten in order to keep the rest of us who can get laid alive.

 

I'm with GermanLoveMachine on this one. Giving this sort of gift does imply that you want something more to come of it. Husbands give their wives these kinds of gifts, and boyfriends give their girlfriends these kinds of gifts, with the intention of getting to see them in it. If she had no intention of wearing it for him, then she should have given it back in the beginning.

 

She probably burned the lingerie and pissed on the ashes so she can't return them to you anyway.

 

thanks for your input, GLM.

 

very pagan, I hope she chanted
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both of my parents were really smart. i'm mediocre at best. but i'm GOOD LOOKIN'. those smart genes have to be in here somewhere, but nature, in her forward-seeing nature, gave me a spectacular sexiness to move them forward into the next generation.

and i'm modest, too.

 

cackled, more like. i know i would.

 

its a sin burning underwear, it should be sent to me
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you know i'll just steal it...well, maybe not in this case, though. perhaps you should keep it.

 

She couldn't have, as it was an anonymous gift...that's the story we got anyway

 

jackinman
does that sound like someone called jacks shagging a man, or do I have a filthy mind?
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I have lady troubles of my own right now. I know exactly how he feels

 

okay, DON'T GIVE SOMEONE LINGERIE!!! she'll buy her own. it never fits when you boners buy it anyway.

 

It never seems to fit over my boner

 

I love panties
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the boner is just a hanger...if you're presenting it to YOUR lover, that's amusing and makes up for the lousy fit.

 

it would fit if I brought you knickers but they would have buffy on them and willow on the back
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