When did I realize I was God?

Blah - blah - blah... Everyone's a critic these days...

 

GOD, maybe YOU could help me? I'd sacrafice a lamb or something for ya...



http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25789

 

I rapidly scanned your post -

If thy boyfriend is too jealous it could be a problem. Tell him to put the guard down or it's over. Also, that 20$ you lost is in your coat near the trunk in the basement. You will have two kids. One will receive a sex change from your other child who will be a doctor.

 

Thanks God, found the $20.

However if you read a little bit more closely you'd see that the relationship ended a while ago...I just want him to stop invading my inbox...and threatening to kill me and fuck my future daughter isn't very nice of him either.

 

Report the fucker. Have his ass banned.

You can stop posting for a week or two - come back under a new name and change a few details from your life when you post. This way he'll never be sure if it's you and if he pms you, you act as if you don't know him. If he gets near to you call the police. In the meantime, I'll see if I have a spare thunderbolt to send up his ass.

Daddy in Heaven.