so, I got my first pervy dirty phone call today...

In my whole life, I've never gotten one, and I find it hilarious that I got one today.

I was makin' my hubby some breakfast and letting him sleep in this morning when the phone rang. There was this guy asking me all these weird questions at first, and for some reason I was thinking it was either one of my or my brother's friends, trying to figure out who's voice that was.

Then, the guy started moaning and presummably masturbating and talking dirty on the phone! LOL, it was so hilarious, and it had caught me completely off guard, I can't believe someone would do that!

Of course I just thought it was the funniest thing and started laughing, and they guy on the other line got all frustrated, then angry, and said (now, this is just the funniest thing I've ever heard!) "How am I supposed to cum if you're going to laugh at me, you bitch?" and he hung up on me!

so funny... wish I had taped it or something....

 

I only have one thing to say:

 

Congratulations? lol

 

that is some funny shit man

 

LOL weird. Do you have caller ID...I would have totally called him back.

 

i'm sorry you didn't like it

all the other girls liked it

 

Fitz, you dirty dog, you.

 

well, how the hell WAS he supposed to cum when you laughed? he does have a point....

 

its my accent

 

He should have called you up to start with...everything would have gone much more smoothly

 

lol thanks I suppose... I just thought the whole event was rather hilarious, it caught me so off guard. Then again, ya don't get a warning for that sort of thing...

I do.... it just said 'unknown number'.... my husband said I should've called him back, he was wondering why I was laughing so much.

ah, sorry fitzy.... I won't laugh next time!

Ganja, that's true, now I feel bad... Well, now that I've experienced my first pervy phone call, I can better handle the next one. It's always good to have a little experience....

 

I never have to worry about the pervy phone calls. But for some reason guys like to send me pictures of their man bits over the internet.

 

thats right. I know how to handle men like him. just keep him going until he blows everywhere

 

sorry, it was supposd to the pic of my halloween pumpkins....I just attatched the wrong pic

 

Rummy, I was meaning to get those "Halloween pumpkin" pictures from you...

 

did I accidentally send you my bits too?

 

No, but I was hoping to trick you into doing so.
Sneaky-like

 

well, I do like being manipulated......

 

alright, glad to see this isn't going in a weird direction!

Then again, I didn't know what to expect when I first posted this....

 

in random thoughts everything, especially threads started about perverted-ness will always turn even more perverted than expected