I'm tryin' to fuck.

i just want some pie

 

i make a kick ass cheese cake. that's all i can provide. sorry.

 

ooh cheese cake will do

 

it tend to be enough.

 

i'm easy to please

 

most men are, bless you all.

 

so today officially SUCKS.. and I wont be getting any for 42 days... but trust me when that 42 days is up Im gonna get me some haha.. my hunny just went to Denver for work... so I wont be seeing him tis lame..n Im a sexaholic

 

i'm near denver. want me to keep him warm fer ya?

 

I haven't had sex since October-I think? My sex drive is so low latley it's ridiculous, but can I come over for beer and to watch?

 

Are you near the alvalanche?

 

gee thanks for making me feel better about the situation//

 

adam can be incredibly dim-witted

 

yeah, Im always lookin for some poon

 

thats not what I heard, and its definitely not what I tell people

 

I'm doing quite well actually, despite all the things about me that I have working against me.

 

I think I stole your sex drive, I feel like I've been in overdrive for ages now.

 

my children stole my sex drive and hid it somewhere...since joey's forever throwing things in the trash can, i bet that's where it went. i wonder, if i call waste management, do you think they'll look for it for me? they might charge me a few dollars, though.

 

"You need a vacation.

A vacation from your PROBLEMS!"

 

my children are somewhat of a problem....

 

Hi, Bob...