I'm tryin' to fuck.

sure sure, ignore my post just because I didn't offer to come out and fuck you.
Crossing the border is a bitch, ok? I like sex but not enough to bother with that hassle :tongue:

 

Yeah yeah yeah. I didn't ignore it. I read it. If you notice there's plenty of posts I didn't respond to.......Though I guess they also didn't offer to come fuck me. Guess there's a pattern here.

 

Sex...? It sounds vaguely familiar...

Yeah, it's been a while for me.

 

well, i can head into denver, catch a flight from DIA and everyone will be happy.

 

Not if I get warm beer and cold pizza........cuz you'll get 30 seconds and a snoring cuddle buddy

 

i don't have to buy the pizza on the way to the airport, i can buy it when i get to town. sheesh. but now i don't wanna. you hurt my feelings.

 

.......sorry, my horniness is making me rather cranky.......how about 2 minutes and a non-snoring cuddle buddy?

 

lol. okay, but now YOU have to buy the pizza.

 

surely there is somebody close by that you can fuck........

 

That's fine. With as much beer as I drink I'm still coming out ahead.

and campfire, I've only been able to see my gf at work for the past week, so I'm kinda s.o.l at the moment.

 

isn't she gonna be a bit pissed if you fuck someone else?

 

haha. I'm not actually going to fuck someone else. All I said at first was that I'm tryin' to fuck. But then KC bribed me with pizza and beer. Hell, I'd fuck a goat on live tv, during half time of the superbowl, for free pizza and beer.


Edit: Not that I'm saying that's comparable to slinging the meat to KC or anything... just stating the extent of my love for pizza and beer


2nd edit: She'd be more than a bit pissed. I'd probably wind up with surgically detached penis while I slept.

 

if kc had a pussy like a goats I'd be all over that like flies on shit

 

she's dating inde, apparently her standards aren't very high....

 

lol. titties and beer titties and beer...except now it pizza and beer. perhaps he's already a eunich.

 

very good point

 

Ha Ha........ that's funny..

 

though if his lady were a REAL woman, she'd castrate him while he was awake.

 

That sucks huge ball sacs, you should always make time to fuck, no matter what.......

 

Wow....you're on a roll today, aren't you?

and campfire, we're both kinda in between homes right now, so it's really difficult.