I shit on the floor

Back in grade 2 the teacher wouldn't let you go to the washroom unless it was a certain time. I REALLY had to go and a small turd had already escaped. Once I realized I wasn't going to get to go to the washroom I new I still had to get rid of my small deposit. So I reached into my underware and picked out my turd and through it under the teachers desk. I guess it rolled out to far because not long afterwards a class mate steped on it and yelled "EWWWW SOME ONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR!!!!" everyone was horrified and blamed the boy who was always farting in class. He started to cry and say it wasn't him, so I (desperate to elude blame) said "Yes you did, saw you"!! So if this story sounds familiar to you........hehehehhe IT WAS ME

 

that is the funniest thing i have ever read congratulations. that is truly disgusting.

 

ha ha ha ...glad you enjoyed my story!!!

 

Haha...

When I was about 19 or so, I was at a party and had to 'drop a deuce'. A couple of folks decided to lock up the bathroom so they could get some fuck time in, so I went outside to crap. It was dark as shit & I couldn't find anything to lean on or grab & lean back, so I just squatted. I wound up shitting all over the cuffs of my pants & didn't realize it until I was back in the party talking to some gals and smelled a whole bunch o' shit. Straight to the garden hose I went....

 

That Was YOU? i told them it wasnt me and they didnt Believe me!! how could you! Everyone laughed at me! You meanie POo!
lol.. poor kid

 

WOW logicalway, that super sucks...I'm just glad I didn't get caught. I probably would have been teased to this day about it....Ya I know I feel bad about him crying and all, if I ever see him again I'll tell him that it was me.....Ive got more embarrasing stories...anyone interested?

 

Start talking...........:sunglasse

 

Well, one day my boyfriend and me were alone in his house so we started fooling around and we happened to be in the computer room. Anyway knowing as way leads to way, we were both naked and having sex, neither of us heard the door open until his older sister was walking down the hallway. My boyfriend leaped off the bed and stood behind the door, covering himself and I franticalled triend to put on my bra...BUT i was too late SHE OPENED THE DOOR and said " Holy-jesus-christ!?!!!!" as i sat there topless and exposed. She walked back out the door and got in her car and didn't come back for the rest of the day. hmmmmm I still have a hard time looking at her...:&

 

How recently are we talking?

And is your sister quite straight laced or is she normally pretty cool about things like that?

 

This happened like last year. It was my boyfriends sister. I think she' sokay with it. shes a cool person.

 

Stories too close to home, my room mate is 24 yearsold, we have been best friends for more than 6 years, and he still to this day just as the day I met him has a thing for shitting on the walls and floor of Mc Donalds all across the US, along with Wal-Marts, and certain grocery stores.

 

Well yea, he kinda has a grudge against them, and if we are getting food, and they mess up our order or leave something....OMG if he says he has to run to the bathroom, leave the place right then and wait in the car, its gunna be bad.

 

Ya know there is this really neat invention called the toilet, we don't have to go on ourselves anymore.... lol

 

sigh..... shakes head.....you sniffed you're fingers afterwards didnt you

 

lol youre funny

 

a little different but did gross everyone out when I was 6 sitting with a friend and the teacher asked a question he put his hand up in doing so smacked me hard in the nose with his elbow there was blood everywhere all over me the carpet it was real bad and caused some damage as I got nosebleeds a lot up till
a year ago, people do get really upset at the sight of blood lol

 

i bet that hurt and i bet he felt pretty bad having to tell the other teachers he broke a kids nose and soaked everything with blood

 

Wow, blood and stool all in one thread, who could ask for more?

 

loveflower yeah he did the teacher and I assured him it wasn't his fault but yeah he did feel guilty

 

Should have hit him back...