Half Baked

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Snyfin, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    I love this movie. I bought it like 3 days ago and i have watched it 3 times.

    It's a great high movie

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    do you have any favorite quotes?

    Mine are:

    "If I'm not back in ten minutes...... call the po-lice!"

    and

    when he goes to feed the horse all those snacks and he's like "You hungry?" and the black lady turns around and says "fuck you nigga!" and he's like "I was talking to the horse..."

    Great movie. I'm sure you've probably seen it.

    And don't hassle me for not putting this in the Movies forum. It's like a barren wasteland there.
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yea most of stoners have seen it, but erm

    ''your not a fish, your a man'' in prison was funny, and the enhancement smoker, cant remember exactly what he said- but how he looked at 20$ bill chung and the president was in the bushes going delta to zero or something, cant remember- was half baked when watched it :D
     
  3. heavymetal8970

    heavymetal8970 Member

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    I watched that movie with my dad and it was ackward because I smoke and he smokes but he dosent know that I smoke so its just like that one part in the movie but best quote of all time

    "Hey fellas.....LETS BEAT THESE BITCHES!"
    my friend can do sir smokesalots impression soooooo well so when were high, hhe can keep us laughing for hours
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I watched that movie during my first mushroom trip and it was fookin crazy. Their apartment looks like a glob of melting colors.

    My favorite qoute is when Brian is talking about which munchies to buy. Don't remember it word for word, but I crack up everytime I hear him say funyuns. haha
     
  5. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    haha yea he staring into that mirrior in the prison

    yea john stewart hes like "have you ever looked at a 20 dollar bill on weed? theres some crazy stuff, theres a guy in the bushes"
     
  6. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    and pretty much the fact that he gets sent to prison for "killing an officer of the law" just by feeding a diabetic police horse snacks haha
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    yea i know, since i was high i first didnt realise it was a joke haha, then when i got it i had one of the most intense laughing fits ever, but deffenately topped by the dude talking about the bushes.

    oh and sirsmokesalot, when he gets high and starts talking about his problems haha

    oh and when the perm stoned dude buys jerry garcia in a pouch for 400$, and says he bought it from something garcia who is some other garcias brother lol

    oh and

    ''dont worry, the dog is used yo'' hahahahah
     
  8. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    haha and when Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins) is like "What the fuck are you talking about man?" after Brian (the permanatley stoned guy) said there would be forms lying around because they were scientists.
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    lol ah i wana watch it again now :D

    ''killer kill ,yo''

    ''were not drug dealers, were fund raisers''-hahahha

    and t the end when he throws that doobie off the bridge, while its shouting ''youll be baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!'' <lol so true hahaha
     
  10. heavymetal8970

    heavymetal8970 Member

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    abazaba....you my only friend
    lololol
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    MelvnDoo Member

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    for the longest time, i never got the joke when Brian (Jim bruer) says "Well you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. How much did THAT cost, man?"
    Then Thurgood (Chappelle) says, "You know, obviously you missed the whole point of that story, Brian."


    hahaha... [​IMG]
     
  13. Justagrrl420

    Justagrrl420 Member

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    i haven't seen it but i've been in love with cheech and chong since i was 15 and that was way before i even started smoking.. :) my mom has their records and i used to stay up and listen to the all night long and laugh my ass off.
     
  14. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    "Dr says i need a backiatomy"
     
  15. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    haha "Docta said i needa backeotomy!"

    "He slept with my momma!"

    "Get away from me bitch!"
     
  16. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    great movie, great movieI myself purchased it about a week ago

    this is also my first post in a while, since my old comp was fucked up, we got a new one

    Dude we got a dell!
     
  17. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i still dont get it :S
     
  18. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    it's sexual slang for letting loose, if you will, on someones neck, giving the title "pearl necklace"
     
  19. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    oooooooooooh


    lol
     
  20. J311Mann

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    "I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy."

    "What part of Jamaica?"

    "Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!"
     
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