What does it mean?:)

one question to French people...please,translate it for me

 

This is a funny card for a funny person

it s not exactly that but it s kind of

I Stand Up Next To a Mountain And Chop It Down With The Ledge Of My Hand... I'm a Voodoo Chile...

 

Oh thank you very much

And this??(I bought these postcards when I was in Paris and I didn't understand this french text

 

to this boy, handsome as a god

 

This is a nice card for a nice person

 

Oh..you know french lorelai????

 

Just a little bit...

 

so , i figure, the french forum is made for international comers, people who wanna talk with foreigners avoiding any collision with american-cliché-ed people. That is so cool.


I made up my mind
Off lies, labels and thrills,
I wanna life grind
I wanna live kind

I wanna live kind

 

Oui. Les Americains essayent d'infiltrer le forum pour UK, parce que ils pensent qu'ils parlent la langue, mais ils n'en parlent pas, vraiment.

Mais d'ici, ils restent trés loin