Best fucken luck i've had in a loooooongg time.

Alright so to make some long stories short.. Last june i got arrested for posession of weed and a pipe. I was placed on the juvenile diversion program cuz i'm not 17 yet. I stopped smoking for about 4 months. Then i got in a fight at the mall.. Got charged with assault and battery, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, and assault and battery on a police officer. The dangerous weapon was a cup from mcdonald's. I accidentally bumped into a cop. They can be such dickheads sometimes.. Well actually, all the time. Anyways i thought i was completely fucked, cuz i didn't complete the juvenile diversion program sooooo the posession charge got brought back up. But today in court, that got dropped. So did the assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. And the assault and battery on a police officer. Oh and to top it all off.. the assault and battery was continued without a finding. So basically i just have to check in with my p.o. every now and then for 6 months and don't get any new charges and stay in school. And i have to keep going to counselling but it's w/e. I won't be getting drug tested or any of that shit so i'm pretty happy. Today went a lot better than i thought it would.

 

Thats really cool. I'm happy for ya man. Just dont be throwing any more McDonalds cops or beating the shit outta cops,lol, actually beat the hell out of all the cops you want, just dont get caught.

 

Lucky bastard. If that was me, everything would've stuck and I'd be sitting in jail, because that's just how my luck goes.

Congrats, man.

 

I heard that man, they'd charge me with all that, plus find a way to prove that I was somehow the Zodiac Killer even though all of the murders occurred before I was born, then basically I'd be sent to Guantanammo Bay in Cuba.

I bet they wont let me get on hipforums down there either.