Can't flush the toilet

Well the toilet has a crack in it and leaks so the water has to be turned off totally. Um... the maintenance people were just here and we're gonna get a totally new toilet bowl tomorrow but for tonight we are not supposed to flush the toilet at all.

Fun.

 

That's a shitter!


Same thing happened to me today ironically (as my wonderful dreagon thread indicates)...

I just shat in a bad and threw the shit on the cow field next to my house... I don't think they'd mind.

 

Haha, really? I'll go look at the thread now. What an odd coincidence.

 

That sounds like fun, Lucky...maybe you can go poop at a friend's house

 

Or poop on a friend's house!

 

I remember when we moved into our house back in the late 70s/early 80s and our sewer backed up, and we couldnt use the toilet..........

our grandma and grandpa lived a block and a half down the street, so if we had to go to the bathroom, we had to walk over to their house to drop a deuce......

and I remember one of my brothers ended up going in the toilet at home, and dad had to fish out the turd with a fork........ it was so gross....

 

I hope you melted the fork...

 

Don't stay for dinner at crappie's house You might get "the fork"....

 

I "fish for turds" all the time. Its awesome. but don't tell my wife. she thinks I have my own personal fork to do it with. but in reality, I just keep putting it back in the drawer after I'm done.

 

My dad scratches his back with a pasta spoon...spaghetti anyone?

 

did you ever puke after eating spaghetti and it comes out exactly the way it went in? :drool:

 

I went scuba diving with a guy once, and he just ate spaghetti before going on the boat. So, he gets seasick on the boat... but still decides to go into the water... ofcourse, 5 minutes into the dive, he throws up... and I happen to look at him right then... and there was a whole long string of spaghetti coming out of his nose and floating around in his mask. Priceless

 

these are reasons why you shouldn't ever go anywhere without a camera

 

I think a mate actually did take a picture of it... damn underwater disposable cameras... they never have the digital magic of photo-sharing.

 

You guys are so gross.

 

yet strangely arousing.

 

I can definately tell I no long like using forks... or eating spaghetti after this thread.. yum yum...

 

I'm eating spaghetti right now for dinner. it was this thread that made me hungry for it.

 

Oooh, no flush toilets. We had that here several weeks ago when one of my twins decided to flush two bars of soap down the toilet. Luckily, it was fixed within a day. I mean, five people here using the toilet? Yuck!

 

:drool: that would have been heaven.....