I was talking to this guy stoned on aim

integ92vtec: but dude tell meeh
integ92vtec: how doe yew talk wit the away message on
tanker4587: why?!
integ92vtec: i juss wanna noe cum
integ92vtec: help a brothah out
tanker4587: ok
tanker4587: go to
tanker4587: tools
tanker4587: prefences
tanker4587: then do you see the thing on the left side
tanker4587: that says
tanker4587: CockholePussyFuck
tanker4587: click it
tanker4587: then hit
tanker4587: anal orgasm
integ92vtec: wait
integ92vtec: werez toolz
tanker4587: and hit away message always on
tanker4587: the little tool bar
tanker4587: wrench
tanker4587: oh
tanker4587: prefrences > then cockholepussyfuck
tanker4587: click the wrench
integ92vtec: wait iz thiz shyt on the new wun
integ92vtec: the upgraded wun
integ92vtec: o shyt dude i got to take a fat shyt
tanker4587: LOL
*** Auto-response from integ92vtec: brbrbrbrbrbr

integ92vtec: omg
tanker4587: ??
integ92vtec: i juss had chines food
tanker4587: lol
integ92vtec: and that shyt fuckz yew up
tanker4587: Titty sex
integ92vtec: wait soe tell meeh that thing again
integ92vtec: how doe yew doe that thynk
tanker4587: ok
tanker4587: do you see the wrench
integ92vtec: yes
integ92vtec: then wut
tanker4587: cock hole pussy fuck
tanker4587: click it
tanker4587: then click
tanker4587: anal orgasm
integ92vtec: i did
tanker4587: then click
tanker4587: you are a dumb ass
tanker4587: ok?
integ92vtec: ok
integ92vtec: now wut
tanker4587: click
tanker4587: get some balls
tanker4587: click
integ92vtec: fuck yew jussut elle
integ92vtec: tell meeh
integ92vtec: and get it ovah wit
tanker4587: LOLZ I R TO KING
tanker4587: BWAHAHA
tanker4587: LOLZ PWNEd
tanker4587: FSADHASD
tanker4587: asDANFDAsd
tanker4587: LOOZLZZZ
integ92vtec: omg
integ92vtec: yew fuck head
integ92vtec: cumn
tanker4587: cumn your mouth
tanker4587: bitch
integ92vtec: once im dun wit yewr momz then i will
integ92vtec: ok can we finish
integ92vtec: nvm fuck it
integ92vtec: i dont even wunna noe

 

Stoned online conversations are awesome the next day.

 

that guy must come from the same place as jailmate

 

I instant messaged him and he had no problem asking who i was etc, obviously faking it.

 

Their probably related.

 

LIES!!!!!!

 

hahahahaha...... fuck that's funny.