How far have you shot your load?

I know of a couple of guys here that have shot across the room. Just doing cyber with me. I'm not going to name names...they know who they are.

 

Ive gotten it over my shoulder when I bent back. It was awesome.

 

Im what you might call an "oozer." I dont spurt, I ooze. So, uhm, about 0 inches.

 

My bf shot himself in the face once. Cum got in his mouth and his eye.

Peace and love

 

I got it in my eye once, that shit hurts!

 

the force of my cum is the reason my wife won't swallow, she does not mind the taste, or texture, just the force of it hitting her in the back of the throat.

 

My wife has the same complaint.

 

I jacked my boyfriend one time, and he hit the cieling from lying on the floor. he's gagged me a few times just with sheer force.

 

i once jerked off in a mates bathroom, it was 2.5-3meters long and i hit about 30-40cm up the door and across the floor. took ages to clean up lol

 

i like to be warned if i'm going down on someone so it can shoot anywhere else apart from in my mouth... i don't like the texture much!

 

I've warned them both when in their mouth and out. Some choose not to believe me the first time. After thay gag or get shot in the eye, they arewe more aware the next time....I have hit a ceiling or 2 in my day

 

Shooter, thats me! In general I like how far and how much I cum, but sometimes it is rather impractical, esp. during oral or webcam stuff. Most times its an internal shot but when my woman gives me a hand job on the bed, it often hits the wall or head board. On occasion there have been the over her head and onto the dresser across the room shots and a few ceiling shots.

 

I can shoot a lot further wearing a cock ring (and when having a more intense orgasm).

 

I've shot myself/partner in the face a few times.

 

I was with a lover a number of years ago....he was 18, I was 30 at the time...

He shot him cum so far that it made me "jump"

I can remember looking at the death metal posters on the wall and wondering what the white marks on em were.....lol...

He must have shot it well over 6 feet...

Lovely young metalhead he was!

 

Once, when I was young, I was outside. I came and it hit me in the back of the head. It went all around the world!

 

^lmao

 

yea-waht a bunch of B.S! Even guys in pornos dont shoot as far as u guyslol. Sure, I once shot from celvevland to Cinccinati!! I like how the girls perpetuate the myth.

 

They're still awiting its arrival on Nexetor V.

 

oh for real? well, ive got a load that was reverse ejaculated up thru my anus and is slowly gathering momemntum and when it finally blows out the top of my head it will cause an inversion of the gravity of the big bang and implode the entire universe in an instant into a ball of matter so small and dense that all time and space will be sucked into a black hole bigegr than Oprah and life as we know it wont begin again for 87 trillion googleplex eons. or something.