Getting a hand job

I was in bed with my girlfriend last night and she began giving me a handjob, but i stopped her because there was one thing going through my head "the mess afterwards"... what does everyone else do about this? Bring a tissue with u, just let her deal with it, or what? I don't wanna be rolling around, sleeping in my own cum and i don't think she does either to be honest.

 

grab some kleenex bro.

 

last time my gf gave me a hand job she pulled her titties out and let me cum all over them. Biggest load I've ever shot to date...

 

If your scared of your own body fluids,,what do you expect her to do. You better grow up or stop having sex..

 

Don't ever turn down the offer of a handjob from your girlfriend mate!

I used to get several when we first met 14 years ago. Now, I have to relieve myself - usually whilst she's astride my face and I'm doing all the work!!

She rarely touches mine now.


Enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Cum, then worry about the mess afterwards! Make sure you have a ready supply of tissues nearby at all times!!

 

Sheesh, I'll wash the sheets for a handjob. Or at least a medium-sized towel.

 

Umm. Never turn down a handjob dude. I mean if it makes her happy, enjoy. My gf usually turns a handjob into a blowjob anyway so their is no mess to speak of.

 

How old are you, man? A little bit of cum won't hurt anything.

 

Well...she could always have you come in her mouth or she could lick you clean. That sound's like fun to me--lol.

 

hotness

yeah, handjobs are usually foreplay in my book, lead up to either nice messy sex (or just messy cumming and fooling around afterwards from being turned on from the messiness) or else lead up to oral sex. If you're worried, just keep a little towel in your room in arms reach... orgasms are hella fun, definitely worth some cleanup

 

yeah, tissues... or get an extra towel to have lying around that you can then wash... or hell... you could totally ignore the clean-up issue until afterwards, and cleaning up can be made sexy too.

 

Well, you have a very good book indeed.

 

Grab the broad's head and make her face deal with the mess.

 

yep

 

what is a hand job / blow job? & what else?

 

Right before you finsh, stop her and finish the deed yourself...aim for her stomach.

 

Classic.

 

Do you do it like this?

 

I'm assuming you are just visiting your girlfriend's bed by the way you spoke so you don't have access to a towel etc. Here's an easy fix, while she is rubbing Mr Happy you can slip off a sock when the happy moment arrives you can wipe up with the sock and tuck it in your pocket as a happy reminder of the evening's activities. Going home with one sock short is a whole lot easier than walking bowlegged with a case of Blue Balls.

 

Oh, I can explain this no problem.