Effects of Eating an Entire Mature Female Plant

Hi,

For various reasons I'm wondering if anyone can confirm or relay information on the effects of injesting (with warm water and oil) (alah bhang without milk), an entire fully mature female canabis plant.

I am more so wondering what the effects of doing such as thing may be-

for instance would these effects be normal effects

BEING F--KED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR HALF A DAY.
such as
- huge periods of time lost like 1 minute = 2 seconds 2 minutes =3 seconds
- total phasing of thought in to spurts of actual actions and then thinking you did something, in such a sureal way, reasoning the difference between what you actually did and what you can or could have done, thinking an action that you do then realize you thought it about the same time
- eating banana's that have never tasted better
- getting really horny
- having the shakes
- having to concentrate extra hard for body functions such as going to the washroom
- flushing of liquids from your systems via mostly clear urine
- being moody after the come down
- seeing a little cartoon dance to your music when you close your eyes
- smell like you have never smelt before, especially smelling every chemical in your dogs fart, or the freshness of cool winter air
- feel like you are ODing and take the time to feel that you are breathing every so often, cause you think that you were breathing when you ate the bananas, those really really good bananas
- feeling incredibly relaxed the next day like being sorta burnt out but not worn.. just relaxed, not to mention witty, atleast the user thinks so.
- oh and getting major pasties
etc...
Some of the effects seem more like what you may hear about from crack, pcp or lsd, while others seem like very exagerated effects of marijuana

I'm just wondering what the short term and long term effects of consuming whole marijuana plants might be etc..

thanks for any information you may have.

 

the short term effect is that you'll pass the fuck out. the long term effect is that you'll be high for a long time.

 

seizures......death...

 

i believe there have been dickheads that attemted this, but is there any deaths because of mj, no, so if they didnt die, u shouldnt either.

 

For once, I agree with green.

 

Why do you ask? Your panzy ass wont try it..pussy.

 

is the plant going to be dried and cured? because that will make a HUGE difference

 

You wouldn't get high, that's for sure.
THC is only alcohol and oil soluable. To seperate it you need to simmer the weed in oil for 45 minutes or steep in alcohol for a week first.
What it would do is make you sick from eating that much plant material.

Also keep in mind that a mature female plant can mean a small 2' high plant or one that's 10' tall x 8' wide.

P.S. I have seen people that have eaten "too many" happy cookie's. They become disfunctional, unable to move for hours, not my idea of a good time.

 

you would get high. oil and alcohol are only the most efficient extractors; they are by no means required. also, don't forget that there is quite a bit of fat in our bodies.

 

Yes they are required.
And while the body contains fats, they aren't in the gut and intestines.

I found this out way back when. Me and a friend got lit up by a Chippie and ate 3 joints of kick-ass weed each while we were pulling over.
We didn't get busted. We were sure we'd get really stoned so we went to a Denny's. We waited and waited.
Nothing, nada, zip.

 

exactly.

i have eaten raw bud, dried in a food dehydrator, and gotten high. so have lots of others. no oil or alcohol required.
see the marijuana FAQ sticky thread for instructions.

 

It actually would take about 8.7 kilos of MJ for you to die of an overdose, which is impossible because you would passout before you ate 1 kilo.

 

i made a post on the LD50 of marijuana/THC
see the marijuana FAQ sticky thread

 

yeah......i was pretty serious about that.....

 

Thankyou for your responses, just a couple comments arising from the responses.

- I'm fairly certain the effects mentioned in my original post are the potential effects of eating
- no I'm not affraid to try this, this post wasn't about being affraid to try just confirming that those were atypical effects on not the result of lacing.. especially the mind teleportion thing , and the not mentioned not sure if you were psychicly communicating or actually speaking words out loud, with huge presence.
- the common by line is that no one has ever been recorded as dying from canabis ingestion/ THC overdose etc.. but the ammount is put at around 80 grams of pure THC, as canabis toxcicity is relatively low.
- this stuff was soaked in olive oil and warm water, basically a tea as it is fairly well known that oils/fats help in the activation of THC, much like the fats in milk make bhang so much more effective.
- what I have surmised is that the result is that the brain becomes superstimulated, so firing chains may take courses that are not normally active - for instance the canaboid receptors in remote areas of the brain become enabled and create new pathways that register sureal concepts because of the abstract and non connective paths of thought.. oddly I think it may activate areas of the brain that normally arn't.

- i.e. areas that are trained - for actions you commonly do using the same steps, register as "actual time" because there are checks with the temporal lobe. Activities that have no linear time common extension are registered as the waiting for input phase, which creates loss of time due to thought centere of the brain being activated, but because there are more pathways open thought takes longer because the pathway goes to previously disconnected "blank" areas.

- the overload itself may cause a flooding of all but the most minor and base receptors such as muscle reflex and breathing.

- I do not think passing out must occur, the later effects were to keep things calm because it was like swinging your arms fast when you normally delicately move your arms to pick something up. Very Dramatic..
- the plant was dried - it didn't go through extra curing such as sheet baking etc. just left to decompose - actually the effects may have been related to the production of that drug that starts being produced after the THC

- As far as I am aware this is not lethal, although the major differential effect of thought phasing at an extreme level, comparitive with "harder chemicals"

- as far as I know you can get high without having fat to absorb the THC externally, the effects just arn't as pronounced as they would be otherwise...

note that the pulp of the plant was soaked in warm water and olive oil for 30 minute to an hour, wasn't timed, but long enough for the seeped oil tea to be drank.

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Just wondering if anyone else has done this, and what the effects were...

thanks for the replies.. I think I'm gonna look at that FAQ now.

 

Isn't pot really high in fiber (assuming you are eating an ENTIRE plant)?
In which case, i think that you would first feel nothing, ten minutes later go 'ah fuck', then you pass out and shit yourself.
a couple hours or days later you wake up, you have dry mouth, and your asshole itches.

 

no doubt, you have to eat a lot more RAW weed to get the same high as eating COOKED weed. three joints is far, far less than an entire plant!

in terms of evolution, i believe the THC is a protective mechanism...
insects get high (and/or die) when they eat the trichomes on the female plant. it discourages them from messing with the plant. if it can fuck up a bug, it can fuck up a human; we just have to eat a LOT more than them.

 

you'd pass out before you injest enough smoke to have a seizure

unless you have really really high blood pressure

today I was afraid of having a seizure, cause I was shaking, but then I remembered that no one has ever died from marijuana, and I felt better

 

have u never heard of top notch???

im pretty sure according to him seizures come first ;D

 

hahaha yeah man. It all stems from a REDICULOUSLY fast heart rate......like 175-200+bpm at times. My heart starts beating VERY fast and it makes me panic, which makes my heart beat faster and, eventually, I fuckin fall to the ground, get a concussion, and go into convulsions. I don't know if it's actual seizures, but definitely convulsions caused by something. Scares the hell out of everyone that sees it, and they always think I am about to die, or someshit.

Hasn't happened in a few years though. Kinda fun actually. Oh well, it's all a part of being the TopNotchStoner:spliff: