The key to getting blazed.

Everyone, i have figured out the key to getting blazed. It takes only 3 words.


Take Big Hits.


I used to blaze and take little rips but this past week i blazed with 2 kids, i took 3 super-sized hits off a joint.(i dont smoke weed like most people, EVERY bit of thc that i suck up i inhale, i dont blow out any smoke early or store in the cheeks to act cool, i take a long hit and WOOSH, all down in the lungs, btw i hold in my hits for atleast 8 seconds). So, anyways after ripping this thing plus inhaling like a god compared to my 2 buddies, i was bent over trying to catch my breath and trying to recover from the monster hits. I tryed, i tryed, and i tryed. But i couldnt. It was just too much. Smokindude was smoked-out.

 

wait, so ur saying that taking big hits gets u higher than taking small hits? this is revolutionary, im glad u discovered this.

 

Well, i knew that. My main point was that its way better to take like 3-5 HUGE hits than 8-12 small hits.

 

i definitely think the key is big hits... not even holding them for any significant amount of time.... just get the smoke in your lungs.

i used to have a home-made steamroller made out of a 2 foot long wrapping paper tube. instead of a bowl, we would use a fat blunt. we named it "killer"... cuz it killed you. you could smoke an eighth in 5 hits!!!

anyway my point is.... when you would take a hit, it would be so big and harsh that nobody could hold it for longer than like half a second. it would hit your lungs and you'd automatically cough for a few minuets straight.... it even made me cry a few times. but as soon as all that was over, you would be high as shit, off of only that one, short, yet huge hit.

 

I think holding helps too

 

of course it helps. but i think its great to take a hit so big its imposable to hold... and still get blazed off your ass.

 

So basicly you have discovered that bigger IS better?

Mesmerizing.....but......your about 40 years late and everyone who didn't know this already should just put the bong down and back away slow.....and I'll come to collect the weed for ehem.......Charity?

 

Not funny?


Like i said before...taking 3-5 hits is much more efficient than taking 8-12 small hits....

 

actually... thats not wat u said b4, whether or not u meant that. the way u stated ur original post made this thread retarded. im also trippin so it may just seem like it :\

 

I love steemrolers!! I just made a gravity bong this morning, that shit gives you some good hits too

 

yeah man, I usually smoke like that, but one time about a week ago, I did that but kept coughing intensly...and then i threw up. I guess the coughs were activating my gag reflex or some shit, it sucked. but i kept smoking

 

the people you smoke with hold the smoke in their mouths and dont inhale deeply? im sorry but the fact that you do doesnt make you better than them, it means they dont know how to smoke properly and that's all.

 

Why do so many people like to challenge my posts? Dont its a waste of time. Buddy, you have to go back and read it, i said "i inhale like a god compared to them". I was comparing how we inhale, not who we are. Wow...

 

i didnt say anything about "who you are". im saying its weird to make smoking bud into a competition, and that if they dont inhale properly it doesnt make you a GOD it just means that you know how to smoke weed.

 

Jeeeez man i was just trying to get my point across that i inhale everything and they tend to blow the smoke out after 2-3 seconds and shit. Thats all.

 

sometimes folks dont like it when you take huge hits off their pipe or joint..

 

yea people tell me i take too big of hits when i match with someone new. its funny, if im not smokin with my main buddy, then the pipe seems to last longer because new ppl just dont take as big of hits as im used to my partner taking.

i always want to tell then to take bigger hits, but then that would mean the pipe would be done sooner, so i tell them afterwards. haha.
jay

 

i take small hits and i generally wait a few minutes between each one. it allows you better control over how high you ultimately get, plus you don't end up oversaturating your body with THC, which helps keep your tolerance low and your wallet happy.

 

??? the higher the better

 

^ there comes a point of diminishing returns. two bowls doesn't get me twice as high as one bowl. all drugs have plateaus and once you learn to stop smoking once you've reached a certain level, you'll discover numerous benefits.