So it's a wednesday here in miami and i'm bored as hell and me and my friends decide to make it a little bit more interesting. We head out to our local teen spot. There is no one there seeing that it is a wednesday so we go back to the car and hotbox the shit out of it. Then when we finish we start smoking blacks, at which point a cops knocks on our window and makes all three of us stand outside. He asks us what we have in the car and that honesty is our best chance of getting away with anything. My friend the driver tells him that we have a bag of weed...a fucking ounce of weed! So the cop gets it and takes a good look at it and tells us that in his 6 years on the force that, that weed was the crappiest weed he has ever seen. He told us that we got ripped off. He also found Deca steroids, 3 pipes, a grinder with weed, and brass knuckles under my seat. So he tells us about the three charges that are against us. 1. Loitering. He tells us if we were to give him a name of someone we were waiting for he can drop the charge, so we say Jimmy. 2. Possesion of marijuana. He tells us that weed is so bad he can't tell if its weed so he asks us if its weed, to which we respond no. 3. Perephenilia, he just said fuck it and stick in the trunk. Basically that he let us keep everything, including the weed, and let us go...by far the coolest cop I have ever met.
there must be two extremes of cops: Last night me and my mates were in a park after dark when we got stopped by the police. They searched the whole park, found a bag of stems, and then charged all four of us with possession. P.S. If you have a baggie full of stems, just dump it out....
.... You could have just told him you didn't have any weed and gone on your merry way. Then you wouldn't have been fucked if you got a stricter cop.
That is the 1 cop I don't want to be tortured to death over weeks. All the rest can burn in eternal hellfire though.
They were hotboxing a car, which means that the cop could smell pot, which means that he had probable cause, which means u be fucked unless you get a cool cop (which you did) or a lazy one (same again). Whenever you are that fucked the best course of action is shutting the hell up. Don't lie to them, because that involves talking to them, and it's patronizing.
dude that was pretty lucky. but yeah, these people need to learn to hotbox their cars on private property and air them out before going to public places. Weed is ILLEGAL, you can go to JAIL
smoke stems!??!? nasty.... I make stem tea but if you do leave your stems at a park, don't leave them in little baggies that can be found by the police and used to charge innocent people.....
