What's The Largest Thing You've Inserted?

I'm thinking there are a few who have experimented. What's the largest thing you've ever put in your pussy? Dildo, veggie, or otherwise??

 

heheheheee
ooo you notty boy!!
bad, bad, bad!

half a cukumber
well i was desporit
don't hold it against me will you?
please, please, please!

 

I'll hold it in you maybe.....but certainly not against you:drool:

 

Not a very catchy thread?

 

I have a big fat purple dildo that has trouble getting in unless my love juices are really lubing me up.

 

My keyboard.

I've even learned to flex and type the lyrics to "Holy Diver".

 

HOLY DIVER! YOU'VE BEEN LOST TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA!!! Oh crap I've been flexing on the caps lock haven't I?

 

When women enjoy thicker penises, bigger toys, many fingers, or large objects/veggies, it really turns me on.

I certainly wouldn't hold anything against you girls for it. I'd cheer you on!

 

Hey Tool,
When you can reboot with Alt, Cntl, Del......then you are an accomplished **** keyboardist!! Gotta luv it...........

 

You just gave me a boner, lady.