::MERRY FARTiNG CHRiSTMAS:: anyone else feel like this??..

::MERRY FARTiNG CHRiSTMAS::
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..that's exactly how I feel after eating all that Christmas crap as I try to sing those crap Christmas Carols which mean Jack Shit to me!!.... not to mention the obligations of having to buy presents for for the dickhead relatives I don't really like.. and the mad stress of driving the wife Shirley around in a last minute rush buying presents with money I don't have by the Christmas Eve midnight deadline.. which only makes the big rich store owner bastards richer and us poor consumer suckers poorer and left with loads of crap products we don't really need or want which you'll see outside my house in 9 months time ready for hard rubbish council collection day..
How about giving the Christmas present or money to someone (or animal) more needy than your perverted asshole Uncle who looks at you as if he's needy of you in a way that makes you sick!!..

..apart from all that, it's a great day!..

So spread my Christmas cheer and grab another cold beer!!..

& Merry Farting Christmas to you all..

Cheers from BiG MERV..

P.S. if there really is a Santa Clause, could I have one of these..


HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CHRiSTMAS?

 

It's the most wonderful time for a beer
With all the stores selling,
And commercials telling,
you "Buy that crap here!"
It's the most wonderful time for a beer.

It's the hap-happiest season to drink.
All those holiday greetings,
At crowded bar meetings,
With people who stink.
It's the hap-happiest season to drink.

There'll be parties to go to,
With chicks who won’t know you.
And upchucking out in the snow.
There'll be slush in your new shoes
And memories of bad news
From holidays long, long ago.

It's the most wonderful time for a beer.
There'll be no mistletoeing,
With babes who are glowing,
When girlfriends are near.
It's the most wonderful time for a beer!

 

Daisymae, I like your song

I have, on occasion, have had a hard time getting into the christmas spirit.... There are some years where it seems more like a chore than a celebration because of all the chaos that's happening.

But in retrospect - and at the risk of sounding overly sappy - I look back on past christmases where I was too old to believe in Santa and such, but those were holidays where it was the last xmas with each of my grandfathers or remembering how happy my neices and nephews were at holidays, and it makes it kind of worth putting effort into the next holiday, y'know? Cheezy things like that.