I asked my wife to poop on me

You just can't beat the old classic, tried and true Jack Duke.

I was doing it way before I even had a definition for it.

Jack Duke



Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.

This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.

 

eww! thats weird!

 

no, this is weird......


abortion shitter


undoubtedly, this is the worst thing you could do to a person. You start out by having unprotected sex with someone until you get them pregnant. then, you come back about 6 months later, and start having sex with them. during this, you stick your head all the way up their vagina, and try to eat their unborn child. once youve had enough, pull your head out, and proceed to punch them in the bowels. if you did your job right, they will shit the remnants of their own baby.

"i tried to give your mom an abortion shitter, but i fucked up, so thats why you dont have a left nut"

 

That's not weird... thast's just fucked up. :\

 

Oh shit, he pulls that one out every time the crowd starts to head for the door.

 

yeah, that one always grabs them right by the nuts and drags em back....

 

Uhm... I don't have nutz to grab.... but... yea.. it definately got my attention.

 

shit on me, oh baby just shit on me, shit shit shit, shit shit shit, i want you to shit all over me

 

ahem..

I happen to be the survivor of an abortion shitter attempt. I don't appreciate you just flaunting that information all over the world wide interspace for other potential sadomaniacs to gobble up. Why don't we just put the anarchists cookbook online next?

Keep Chris in Christmas.

 

Hahahah, is he serious??

 

Dead serious.

 

omg whoever wrote the definition to that abortion thing needs many, many years in the psychiatry ward:S...with a loony jacket on