Tear eating.....

I was just remembering this time at lunch when my friend Kayla was crying because her boyfriend had broken up with her after 3 months. So to make her feel better i told her ,You can only cry for 3 reasons:

- Death
- big ass boo boo's
or
- to eat you tears

the last one caught her attention. she looked up at me and said "to eat you tears? what kind of person eats there tears?"
And with that i rasied my hand andeveryone laughed with me or at me, lono which.

so yeah ,thats my kick ass story.

hehehe.....good times...........

 

why would you cry over someone who you only dated for 3 months?

 

Maybe because she's 13.... dumbass.

 

well theres that theory....

 

She really like him and she also gets attached within 2 months of knowing people. So yeah.

 

she'll likely get better at attaching more slowly once she's developed enough scars.

 

I'm just gonna go with the "shes 13" theory

 

good idea

 

Shit when I was 12 I was heart-broken for months after my first boyfriend ever broke it off with me after just two weeks. I was chubby and taller than all the boys in my grade back then. He saw me a couple months ago for the first time since middle school and was in shock at my change. Mmm, satisfaction.

And yeah, tears taste delicious.

 

you're a dork.

 

It's funny how emotional we get as teenagers over the craziest, stupidest shit. But at the time we think that dumb things are just the end of the world when they happen....

But the whole eating your tears thing is kinda funny.