For interesting how come questions such as, How come toothpaste falls so easily off the brush, yet it sticks to the sink like glue? ...interesting answers are welcome too. I don't know one for my question.
How come I constantly have to tell my boys to turn their lights off but when I am in the room they turn the light out?
It's a plot I tell you! First, the toothpaste is made to slide off of the brush so that you must buy more, boosting the toothpaste company's sales. Plus, they're in cahoots with the cleaning companies. This way, the paste is made to stubbornly stick to the sink so that you must buy cleaning agent to remove it. It's sick I tell you, sick.
Another plot... they're hoping your insanity will set in soon so that they may take over as the co-rulers of the home... that is until one pushes the other one out and one son takes control as house god!
and how come i ALWAYS have to pee during math class? every single day, i have to pee at the same time!
how come the antlers on the deer in the deer crossing sign are backwards? how come people say, "Hear, hear?" how come the water in fire hydrants doesn't freeze during the winter? i have many of these.....so...i could keep going....
Because back in the day when money was actually worth something, dimes were made of silver, and nickels were made of nickel. Silver is worth much more than nickel.
how come you see #2 pencils but you never see #1 pencils? how come you never see class b cigarettes? how come when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? how come chocolate isn't considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? how come Charlie is short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? and here is one that bends the rule a little bit....If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
how come everything that feels good is so bad for you and everything that sucks is supposedly good for you?
how come the chips i am eating right now are so small that it is nearly impossible to dip them in salsa?
