Male equipment, what do you call yours?

EDIT- I've split this from the 'dick' thread cause I thought it was worthy of its own one!!
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yup. yup. this is the best thread ever. so...would you refer to your equipment as a stack of nickels, dimes or quarters? i suppose that might be difficult for some of you to answer, since it's american coinage, what would be the apt description after the proper exchange rate?

 

Im boring mine gets called cock....but whilst Im here I'll throw the following into the subject:

Cock
Knob
Dick

and for laughs.......

Womb ferret
Purple headed love warrior

My friend refers to his as his little Duracell because he says it just keeps going and going and going......Something his better half disagrees with :H

 

If I had one... I'd call it Steve.

 

The Mighty Rounded Spear of Penetration.

As for thickness in coins...have you seen a two pound coin? ;o

 

nope. do you have a photo and a frame of reference for my american currency mindset?

my man calls his a meatstick when he's feeling proud.

 

About 3.5cm dudette. Ha.

But to be honest coins arn't really good for measuring dicks are they?

 

I call it the old chap

 

perhaps some lube would help you with that...

 

Tony Blair calls his, "Nick Griffin"
Nick Griffin calls his "Shirley"

 

Agememnon the conqueror

 

you know he's the one who's brother lost his wife to a man named Paris, right? i'm wondering if the inheritable parts were the reason? maybe, maybe not.

 

lamb cannon
kebab skewer
clam dagger
beaver bodger
The BBC (as it fucked John Craven (john craven = haven = hairy goblet))
Greggs Dummy (a meat flavoured pacifier (greggs as in the bakery))
the old chap
the tadger
Tony Blair (cuz e's a cock)
noel edmunds (ditto)

 

Gigantor the Mighty.

 

Pinky & The Brain.

 

:lol:

 

i like pinky and the brain

 

The old classic willy.

 

it must be a truly glorious strutting cock of a manpiece then.

 

I call mine Big Willy...not very orginal bit its mine

 

yes yes bad boy