well this weekend, for my super special birthday celebration, im going to smoke for the first time in 28 days. we have 12g marijuana, 3g hash, and a bottle of tequila to celebrate, and I am quite happy. so yeah, just wanted to say that, carry on with your usual activities.
ooh.. tequila and me don't get along very well. this is what happened the last time me and my friends drank tequila. lol lol.. i'm on the left. it was the worst night ever. i completely blacked out, talked to a cop while completely trashed (luckily he didn't do anything) i got kicked out of a frat house party.. and yeah.. threw up and passed out. wasn't a good night
oh, tequila... it's a cruel mistress, as a friend of mine once said . I started drinking tequila at a university residence party once (500+ people), and found myself dancing with this random chick, and then, well, you know how it goes from there... I still don't know her name lol! tequila makes me forget to think but dude, that is a lot of weed. you should have a fuckin great time.
I once ate 3 xanax bars and drank a 1/4gal of Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila. I was so fukt up.......my aunt sets her VCR to record a soap opera everyday, and while I was fukt up on the xanax and tequila, I had gotten in the mood to watch some porn. I was trying to purchase the porn on PPV, but didn't know that it was supposed to be recording the soap opera at the time, and the internet was hooked up, so the PPV wasn't going through, so the recording was just an hour of me TRYING to purchase porn on PPV; just clicking on different flicks and looking at the description and all kinds of shit. It didn't record any actual porn.....it just recorded my effort to purchase porn. hahaha
I dunno what you fuckers are talking about, Tequila is fucking awesome. Most fun drunk ever, no question. But smoking after 28 days off? Damn son, you are going to be ripped out of your fuckin' skull. Enjoy and happy birthday.
aaaahahahah dude thats the funniest thing ive heard all day. thanks for that i needed it after a long day of work ahahahah
well, partys over...and it was quite fun. didnt get any tequila in the end but still amazing. smoked 5g in a blunt, then a couple joints. then took out all our new pipes and smoked more, and then went home, watched beerfest. then when my mom went to bed we smoked the hash out the window. so yeah, good night