Special Thanks to Enlil6. Welcome to Winky's Cat Horoscopes! Monthly horoscope Aries Mar. 21 - April 19 Stubborn? You? Surely they jest. Just because you went on a hunger strike for 4 days when they introduced the "diet" kitty food is no reason to suggest that you are "stubborn". Taurus April 20 - May 20 Now Spring is supposed to be in the air but if you are a kitty living in the Northern Hemisphere there is still stupid white stuff on the ground. If your owners really loved you they would be out there with shovels and hair dryers getting rid of that "darn" stuff. Gemini May 21 - June 21 Have you ever tried to eat a mouse? A cat would have to be very hungry to try one of those things. A mouse is a toy - just alive. And really your owner should be pleased that you share your toys at 3:00 in the morning...in their beds. Cancer June 22 - July 22 This month is Doggy Improvement month. What was that D.O.G thinking? Trying to eat out of your dish. You were well within your rights as a cat to introduce some manners into that beast. Claws are wonderful tools when trying to enhance the social graces of a dog. Leo July 23 - Aug. 22 Like all good Lions before you, this month is "getting into Spring" shape month. If your figure is a little round for your liking, if your tummy rubs on he ground when you walk it may be time for a little ...exercise. Stretching does not count Leo. Virgo Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 Virgo this month you simply must do something about your hairball problem. If your owners haven't noticed - you must take action by leaving one in appropriate places like a favourite shoe, or slipper. Libra Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 Do you have a feeling like the cat that cried wolf and no one will take you seriously when you really are hungry? The cat that meows all the time does himself no favours. Try being a little more subtle. Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 Cancer is the sexiest sign in the zodiac. If you are feeling a little randy it isn't your fault, it is just who you are!!! Besides you are beautiful and the kittens will be lovely, if you haven't had that operation. Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Organization is an absolute m must in your life. Lets get you schedule in order; 6:00 wake up owner for breakfast, 7:00 bath, 7:30 nap...for the rest of the day you need your beauty rest. Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Don't count on having things run smoothly at home. Ease your tension by lowering your expectations, scratch the sofa if you must but do it in the back where no one will see you. Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 Relationships that you are nurturing will take a turn for the better. Sleeping on your owners head is is important because that's where humans lose a lot of body heat. You wouldn't want your owner to catch cold would you? Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20 Take a second look at what you are doing. Are you the center of your owners universe? If not it may be time to adopt another house. Lonely older neighbors are great for visiting and they tend to have real cream Go make friends.
Dogs Monthly Horoscope ARIES . . . . . . . ME FIRST! That's You! Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac; the sign of a born leader. Your natural vitality drives you to be the "lead dog" and to stay the "lead dog." . . . . . You need space and lots of it and a variety of people in your life, so you are destined to disappear often. Remember, Houdini was an Arian, and you have learned his secrets well. . . . . . You are quick to learn, proud and ambitious and because of these traits you will be able to endear yourself to almost everyone in almost every situation. But those around you should never doubt who holds the leash in this family for you consider yourself to be completely in charge at all times. In fact, you are sure you know not only what is best for you, but also what is best for your master! In spite of this tug of war, or perhaps because of it, you are a loyal and trusted companion. . . . . . Your heart is easily moved although you don't show it quite so intensely. You are apt to be quite spoiled because the opposite sex lavishes you with attentions. Happy conditions surrounding your home base make not only for family unity, but make for unusual love opportunities as well. Enjoy yourself for this year will be bright and glorious for you! . . . . . You fall in love at first sight and first sight will mean a sweetheart on every corner. Left alone in these situations (even momentarily) could result in an unexpected litter of LookaLikaMe's. According to the stars, however, your best mate would be one born under the sign of Libra. . . . . . A creature of habit (and I do mean habit) those around you will find you have little tolerance for re-arranging things in life. You expect your walk promptly at the same time every day, dinner promptly on time and you expect your favorite chair to remain where you like it and you will not forgive being boarded (ever)! Transgressions may cause you to disappear and cause great worry at home. Work on being less stubborn and more flexible (if only you could!) . . . . . Your lucky number is 4 and you will find your soul mate born between September 23 and October 31. Your favorite color is red. . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY SAMUEL BUTLER: . . . . . "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." TAURUS . . . . . The Sign of the Bull is characterized by inner strength and determination (some call this stubbornness). Your tenaciousness will eventually get you what you desire whether it be playing hide and seek or fetching the ball and those around you learn early that you are not one to be ignored. . . . . . Always in a hurry, you do everything at top speed and will zing through the yard and into the house and out and back again before anyone can follow. You are happiest in the country and city life is hard for you since you suffer from claustrophobia. . . . . . Your ruling planet, Venus, the goddess of love, endows you with loyalty and affection, but you will not fall in love easily. When in love you are devoted. . . . . . Your greatest fault (I know you didn't think you had any) is your inability to get along peacefully with other dogs. Your nervous energy sets the tone and the turf war begins. Distance should be your mantra. . . . . . But your greatest love is your love of singing (well not everyone calls it that!) Your early attempts will surprise some, but once encouraged your talent grows. And you don't wait for a full moon either. Radio, TV, someone humming, a group of revelers or carolers and you instantly become engaged. Your family would do well to be musically inclined since your inner contentment comes from the songs in your heart. . . . . . What a year you have coming! As long as you do not try to hasten the normal tempo of events there are many promising possibilities for making personal gains, extra treats and rewards and an abundance of affection. Don't ponder life too much instead devote yourself to those moments that make each day worthwhile (a nap, the warmth of the sun, a cozy fire). . . . . . Your lucky number is 9 and this year will be fine for health, friends and happiness, but please give special attention to your ears. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY ROBERT BENCHLEY: . . . . . "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." . . .GEMINI . . . . Your aim in life is to find as many outlets as possible for your exuberant nature. Your unusually high intelligence demands a constant need for change in your environment. When bored you set out to discover new adventures! . . . . . A very happy and productive year lies ahead. There will be much going on in the home and there is also the possibility of two offers for your paw in marriage. . . . . . But because you are of a dual nature (The Twins), you are forever changing your mind and will probably reject both offers. You spend most of your time trying to figure out how to eat your cake and have it too! You are generous, just, changeful, seeking and fickle; none may trust your love. However, to those you commit to, you remain loyal to an almost fanatical degree. . . . . . Mercury, "the messenger of the "gods," is symbolic of the intellect and that means that you like to think things out for yourself and to explore and experiment with new things you discover. . . . . . Because you are so sensitive and your feelings are often hurt, you suffer from nervous indigestion and are inclined to eat too fast. You would do better with several small meals throughout the day and a sympathetic and understanding family. . . . . . You are of an artistic frame of mind and a lover of the arts. You will be able to get along well with all, regardless of their astrological orientation, as long as they are completely charmed by your ingratiating personality. Your easy-going way turns the worst possible situation to your own delightful advantage. . . . . . You must take advantage of any activity that gives you a freer hand. You need to enjoy a variety of stimulating activities in different surroundings, thus refreshing your creative juices. The best way to get this is to charm the hearts of the humans around you until they can deny you nothing. (Large expressive eyes work best!) . . . . . Music is your relaxation and riding in the car and smelling all the interesting smells is nirvana. Your lucky number is 2 so this year is perfect for you. Your favorite colors are autumn gold, black and brown. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY GEORGE G. VEST: . . . . . "The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will like the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. When all other friends desert, he remains."
CANCER . Cancer dogs are greatly affected by the phases of the Moon and have a close affinity with the sea and the tides. Because of this your moods will be continually changing, and you will wail, cavort and howl to show your affinity. However, not everyone will enjoy the show! . . . . . You have lots of nervous energy and love a game of any sort. This year prepare yourself for active times, but don't get off to a premature start until the go ahead signal is flashed. . . . . . You hate to be criticized since you are so sensitive, but you must also watch your own attitudes and actions so as not to hurt those closest and dearest to your heart. . . . . . You are always devising new ways to get more attention. When you hide under the bed or shiver uncontrollably, someone will come to your rescue and that will make you smile. . . . . . You have regal and engaging qualities if you want to use them. But your friends think you are too proud and arrogant (although it is usually a sign, a secret sign, of your love.) . . . . . The Sign of the Crab makes you a lover of home and you never stray far from home. You love luxury and good food and you will find the best chair in the house and declare it yours or lay claim to the middle of the bed no matter who else tries to sleep there. . . . . . You are also very territorial and protective of your home. Pity the defenseless delivery person who thinks you are "so cute" and then finds out you will do anything to defend your premises and its occupants. . . . . . With the Moon as your guide you are the ultimate romantic and you are the eternal optimist. You never get discouraged and this makes you a cherished companion since you are able to cheer up your dear ones. . . . . . Maintain a simple and healthful diet since your digestion and gastric troubles must be watched carefully. . . . . . This will be a fine year for you and the only cloud will be the absence of a friend. Your lucky number is 2, which of course, is the perfect lucky number for this year. Your favorite color is violet. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAMES THURBER: . . . . . "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." LEO Leo is the sign of the ruler or commander you are also known as "The King of Dogs." A courageous watchdog you can be fierce if necessary, but if truth be told you like children and are mischievous. As long as you feel secure in your kingdom you will not run off and join the circus (although you are a natural born comedian who enjoys entertaining.) . . . . . A great home lover, affectionate and carefree you hate routine. Life always finds you under someone's foot as you try to help fix everything. . . . . . Restrain your enthusiasm more! Try not to lick the dinner plates before they get to the dishwasher. . . . . . You and the vet have an on-going battle and if he/she is not nearing retirement they will wish that they were. Your howling and dramatics often empties the waiting room and puts your name "last of the day" on the reservations list. . . . . . You are delicately built and know it and are proud. Your best mate, according to the stars would be one born between November 22 and December 21. . . . . . Your ruling planet is the sun (which is the center of the solar system) this explains your need to be the center of attention. Therefore, when you think you have been left at home for too long, you may take matters into your own paws! Oh, this is not good, but they will think twice before they leave you again. Next time you will either go along or they will find a pal to keep you company. (Trust me!) . . . . . Don't be so afraid of thunder or lightning. Sun bathe on beautiful mornings. . . . . . You have moods or moments when you will hide somewhere to be alone. There are times when you probably can be found taking a little walk by yourself. While these moods don't last long, just remember, you occasionally make loud, lonely, frightening sounds and frighten others! . . . . . Your lucky number is 5 and your favorite colors are royal blue and orange. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY GEORGE ELIOT: . . . . . "We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment." VIRGO . . . . This will be a busy year for you with lots of travel and a probable relocation, but if they start to pack their bags and don't pack yours you will be inconsolable! You suffer intensely from jealousy and can't bear the thought that you might be overlooked or forgotten. Your traumatic out bursts could qualify you as "best dog" actor of the year! . . . . . You strive for perfectionism and once trained you will be "perfect" at all you know and do. Getting you to that level will have its trials and tribulations, however, since you are only interested in those things which can be classified in the realm of dog reality. . . . . . Mercury is the ruling planet of Virgo. Mercury's influence varies in intensity, but strongly affects your internal well being. So while you love luxury, but be careful of your tummy, since it is very delicate. . . . . . You have green feet (yes, some have two left feet, but you have green feet!) Gardening is your passion and delight and you will spend hours of happiness digging in the garden although you aren't always good at discerning weeds from the perennials. Try to stay in your own back yard when gardening, since not all of the neighbors are as understanding as they should be. . . . . . If there were a talent contest for Hole-to-China digging; Grass-is-always-greener looking and Not-in-my-Back Yard gopher chasing, you would always win 1st prize. . . . . . You are ardently romantic and there is no one happier or more playful than you are. You can sway all who come in contact with you, but you have a tendency to become a one-person dog, bestowing all of your love attention to that one person. You will be content to sit at that person's side, eyes paying homage to him/her. . . . . . Your lucky number is 3 and since everything happens in 3's you will have an abundance of goodness in your life. Your romantic life will be a busy whirlwind, but don't rush into a hasty relationship! According to the stars your best relationship would be with one born between December 22 and January 19. Your favorite color is orange. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY HENRY WHEELER SHAW: . . . . . "Money will by you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
LIBRA . Libra is the sign of balance or scales. This seventh house of the Zodiac will endow you with a strong sense of honor and a keen, well-balanced mind. . . . . . You will be alert to life and your immense powers of concentration may provide opportunities for leadership. Be careful, those offers may look attractive and turn your head, but look twice before you leap! Don't be afraid of the limelight. . . . . . Use your charm for all it's worth, but don't indulge your taste for drama or the grandstand play, since you may be ignored next time. . . . . . You are resourceful and clever, but your retrieving skills leave something to be desired. You probably have the nickname One Way Retriever (even if you aren't a retriever) since you show great enthusiasm going after a ball but getting you (and the ball) to come back can be a real challenge. . . . . . Don't let your pride get the upper hand or you will run into situations in the romantic department that may turn out to be dangerous. You are destined to fall in love often and the best relationships will be with those born May 21 to June 21. . . . . . Stop being a worrier, don't cross bridges before you come to them, and don't ever get your loyalties mixed up. Your relaxation activities should include at least 30 minutes of deep, contented sleep (do you know you snore LOUDLY?) Well trust me, others do!. . . . . . Because of your gentle good manners and consideration for others, you tend to walk a tightrope from one mixed up situation to another. Your natural tact and diplomacy often makes you a natural ambassador (especially in mediating family squabbles.) You are known in the neighborhood at the "godfather" and when you appear relations are restored. . . . . . Be careful of your back and don't take too many tumbles. . . . . . Your lucky number is 6 and your most favorite color is turquoise. This year is one of great relief, things calm down and you will be happy and rewarded. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY UNKNOWN: . . . . . "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." SCORPIO . You were born under the Sign of the Scorpio, which symbolizes your strength, determination and makes you a natural leader. In addition you are a proficient swimmer, unless of course you have just had your hair done or someone has had the nerve to throw you into the swimming pool at a wild party. . . . . . Because you have an excellent memory, but are easily excitable, you think and act with great speed. This can cause you to ascend to the heights of achievement or turn like the scorpion and destroy your own happiness. So slow down and take your time! . . . . . The ruling plant of Scorpio, the eighth house of the zodiac, is Mars, named for the god of war. Because of this you have deep emotion and tremendous passion beneath the calm surface of your personality and enjoy a good argument over who gets the corner hydrant. You want to have your paw in everything that goes on, yet at times you can be frustratingly independent and can make everyone around you feel unimportant. . . . . . You are vain with a magnetic personality; your hypnotic charm draws all those who come in contract with you and you love the fuss that everyone makes. But let no one forget that you have very strong likes and dislikes. . . . . . Your endurance is really remarkable. Your strength should, however, be guarded or you will over extend yourself just to prove that you can. . . . . . But your Peter Pan qualities will never let you completely grow up and you will be charmingly youthful even in later years. You like to hide your toys and possession where no one, including you can find them again even though you have an excellent memory. . . . . . You can be ruthless like the eagle and will go through any ordeal for your loved ones. Watch your paws carefully, stay away from drafts and never indulge in rich foods. . . . . . Particular and skeptical regarding finding a mate, you would do well to be with one born between June 22 and July 22 and will be quite pleased if this "arrangement" was made for you. . . . . . This will be an excellent year for you and you may play a prominent role in a patriotic event. Your lucky number will be 8. You love flowers, but fall is your favorite time of the year and you will delight in roaming the woods and enjoying the smells. Your favorite color is dark red. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY DEREKE BRUCE: . . . . . . . . "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." SAGITTARIUS . . Sagittarius is the Sign of the Archer and this signifies that you definitely have a purpose or aim in life. You are also a natural born hunter and will stalk anything that moves including ants, butterflies, and old newspapers. . . . . . You have tremendous vitality are very alert and interested in everything that goes on. In fact your nose is usually in everyone else's business and you consult the corner fire hydrant (or local favorite tree) to find out who's in town. This curiosity also leads you down the street and into some places you may not be welcome, and you often come home having adopted an orphan. . . . . . You have a very passionate temperament and are sensitive and sympathetic to the moods of those around you. You adore good living, happy and congenial companions. With a huge sigh of contentment you will claim the most comfortable chair in the house and sink wearily into it. . . . . . Key words: enthusiastic, optimistic, philosophical, restless describe you! . . . . . Harsh words or tone of voice will cause you resentment and you will pretend to not understand. A bath is revolting and so are cats. . . . . . Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well sometimes you are considered just too frank and candid. Wait till someone sniffs first next time, then you can be very responsive to love. According to the stars your best companion would be one born between May 21 to June 21. . . . . . While you seek vigorous activity (even in your later years) your delicate legs must be cared for!! No rough jumping over fences. . . . . . Life will be good you this year. Your lucky number is 2 and so of course this year should be even more lucky. Your most favorite color is green. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY H. JACKSON BROWN, JR.: . . . . . . . . "My dog is such a good friend that when I make a mistake, he'd blame it on the cat if only he could."
CAPRICORN . The Goat symbolizes the ability to scale heights and this will be your driving force since you are the ultimate social climber. . . . . . You adore trips to the doggy salon and "beautiful dog of the year" is your greatest desire. You just intuitively know that the nicer you appear to others the more likely you are to get what you want. . . . . . And, you are such a FLIRT. Roll those eyes, wag that tail and you have the attention of everyone in the park! The stars indicate a match with one born under the sign of Cancer. . . . . . This year will be an exceptionally favorable one and things will happen in pairs, most of which will be exciting. You will be very popular and friends play an important part in your life this year! . . . . . There is also a possible change of residence or the renovation of your home. You will feel displaced, but adjust easily to your new surroundings. . . . . . You show good judgment and exceptional insight especially were people are concerned. . . . . . You would do well on an archaeological dig since you work hard to dig for buried treasure, but thoroughly study the remains when found. . . . . . Subject to mood changes you sometimes appear shy and distant and at other times overly affectionate. And while you enjoy being alone, happily roaming, you would be heartbroken if you were not included. You have charming little ways of showing your jealously and hurt feelings! . . . . . You are very receptive to catching cold, so try to stay warm and dry. A sunny spot is high on your list of delights. . . . . . Since your birthday comes before, during or after the holiday and New Year period, you naturally assume that all of the holiday festivities are in honor of your birthday and that you are very special! Your lucky number is 7. Your favorite colors are tan and blue. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY LORD BYRON: . . . . . "Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, all of the virtues of Man without his vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the memory of Boatswain, my dog." AQUARIUS . I just wanted to see how it works - could be your motto since you love to experiment - not to everyone's delight! You want to study everything and can occupy yourself for hours while the family worries since they have not seen or heard from you! . . . . . You have a real talent for getting wet and if you are deprived of a swimming hole, you will gleefully seek out fishponds, water sprinklers and mud puddles. Beware, anyone who gets too near, when you have finished frolicking for they too will benefit from your water-bearing nature! . . . . . If there are children in the family you are both a guardian and a playmate. . . . . . You are intuitive, handsome, very friendly towards everyone, but devoted to your family. While you may seem uninterested in what is going on around you, you are thrilled when someone fusses over you. Those that really know and understand you always have a treat for you. . . . . . In the area of love you have roving eyes and a tail wagging' welcome! One day it's your pal next door; the next day it's a new dog in town. Your mate, should you ever settle down, should be born under the sign of Gemini. . . . . . Your love of adventure may lead you far from home and even though you are intuitive, those around you will worry and until you are safely home. Often you return from these adventures with an adopted stray, for as the humanitarian you are always willing to offer a helping paw. Aquarius is the eleventh sign of the horoscope which explains your humanitarian nature. . . . . . If you are falsely accused you will more than likely suffer the sins of others and, of course, you are always willing to admit to your own indiscretions. . . . . . This will be a good year for you since 2 is your lucky number! Your favorite color is Vibrant Electric Blue. You will meet many new friends and long-delayed promises will be fulfilled. Those promises include adventure, affection and rewards. You will never feel left out and any change that occurs will be easy to deal with or adjust to. Your desire for rainy weather may be hard to satisfy. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY MILAN KUNDERA: . . . . . "Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace." PISCES . You know all - You see all - you are mystical and possess the ability to sense the unknown! Your ball should be a "crystal ball". . . . . . You are highly sensitive to others and will shrink away from an "apparently" friendly person because you "know" something is not right. Your howling may indicate your awareness of pending peril or evildoers. And when you appear to bark "at nothing" those around you should be on guard. . . . . . When you sense good, you are gentle and unassuming and love being scratched around your ears and tummy. Strong relationships develop when an aura is appealing. . . . . . You communicate with your eyes and that far away look that you have is often a prelude to something you sense that others need to be aware of. . . . . . All of these senses combine to make you an unusually sensitive soul and a harsh word can literally make you sick and you will crawl away in silent misery. . . . . . Your sleep is a dreamland of wanderings and when awakened suddenly you are often disoriented and not sure where your head is and where your tail is. This coincides with the Sign of the Fish for one of the two fish is facing one way while the other is in the opposite direction. This may leaving you feeling like you are coming and going at the same time! . . . . . The results of this disorientation may make you accident prone, so be careful, and those around you need to be both understanding and supportive of your nature. . . . . . You are the ultimate "beach dog" and would breath water rather than air if you could. Neptune's influence makes you an Olympic swimmer and you would win the "Gold" for diving if only they would only hold Doggy Olympics. . . . . . Last year was filled with pending events that you could sense. This year will be less eventful and may include additions to the family. If the additions are yours, you will pamper and adore your pups and will be able to sense their every need. In any event, this year will be "special" and "rewarding"!. . . . . . Your lucky is number is 4 and your favorite colors are gray or white. . . . . . QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY MARK TWAIN: . . . . . "Heaven goes by favor. If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
Zodiac Cats Aries - It's my way, or........no, it's MY way. Let me out NOW - there are other cats in my yard!! The usurpers must be removed at once! Taurus - I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. This is MY chair. Go find your own. Not the bed, either, I'll be moving there later. Gemini - Let's see: this morning I have to shred the drapes, nap, chase imaginary shapes, bug hunt, watch the squirrels in the yard, chatter at the birds, arch and run around like a wild animal for no reason, eat, hunt for dust bunnies and still try to work in some time for chasing my ball with the bell in it. I'm simply booked! If you got another cat, I'd have someone to help me with all this.......please, please, please??? Cancer - I bring you birds and mice, and you just ignore them. How will you ever learn to hunt if you don't even try? *sigh* Leo - You may pet us until we grow tired of your attention, and then we shall smite you mightily. Now - bring us food. Virgo - What IS this stuff you're trying to feed me?!? *aak* Hairball. Libra - There is nothing you could possibly have to do that is more important than petting me right now. How can you even thinking of reading when I look so pretty and soft? Scorpio - Of COURSE I don't mind that you left me alone for the weekend while you went who knows where. I left you some presents, though..........YOU find them. Sagittarius - I want to go outside! I want to come in! I want to go outside! I want to come in! I want to go outside! I want to come in!! Capricorn - I simply cannot be bothered with these simple cat toys, no matter how sparkly the bizzy balls are. What is this, catnip? *yawn* Aquarius - I have no need of material toys and scratching posts; I shall simply sit here in the sun and meditate on the wonder that is me. Pisces - .....zzzzzzzzzzzz..........
Haha, spot on for my Aries dog. Not so much the Leo one, and my Aquarius dog is fucking terrified of water!
