YO I figured out who REALLY is so called JESUS ! no joke.

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by JCruX, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. JCruX

    JCruX Member

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    Yo ok , look, those Old greek gods, like idk, Poseidon , Athena , etc... they were real Gods, and the greeks were fucking right, but one of those which is now "our" god was one of those greek gods {strict n shit] so one of those gods were in charge of "Earth" so that god saw that this plannet was rotten with impureties and our so called GOD (who had a son) was planning on destroying it(with plages n shit like that), thats when His son comes in , and he had seen that earth had potential, but just werent on the right spiritual track , and so he Promised his dad (our god) that he would lead us into the right track.couse he had liked us since back in the dayz, (just like a little kid wouln't wanna get rid of his fishbowl, just had affection) so than he came to earth as "Jesus , aka Jesús" and he would "save us" , and if you ask me how he Saved us, I GOTCHU, i know, he died and he was like really popular and loved, that was a BIG thing back then. so everyone found out about that "good guy who died,and eveyone love him" so that became what everyone was talking about , and since he said to be scared , couse there was a mighty god, everyone believed in him, and they turned into religion, because it was something so big. and a lot of ppl turned to GOD , to sorda be in his "good list". so thats why now ppl dont kill eachother as much as we would,if we didnt have no religion. and the world is going better,spiritualy (compared to like those bad times of rape and prostitution and gambling). there like a respect to GOD even if you're athiest. u know u better watch out with w/e is up there, in the end. thats how jesus, God's son "saved us"

    Disclaimer: i dont agree with the catholic church or any church, they just blew it all out of proportion. and tryed to get money out of scaring ppl about HELL, "you call it catholism i call it terrorism" << hehe i just made that up.


    Pz THNAX FOR READIN IF U READ IT.

    IF YOU HATIN' ... FUCK U


    PS. IM super stoned right now... PACE!!
     
  2. jniggs

    jniggs Member

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    super stoned seems like an understatement...
     
  3. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    it's okay billy, just go back into your corner now
     
  4. _toker_

    _toker_ Toking Up

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    one should always post in the right forum, regardless of stonedness
     
  5. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    hahahaha i love how much people jump on other peoples' backs for posting in the wrong forum.........like it just screwed your day over and you'll never be able to live with this post in this forum hahahahahaha.

    Anyways 'bout the post.......in the words of Marylin Manson, "GOOOOOD, doesn't exist.."
     
  6. jniggs

    jniggs Member

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  7. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    I see your point.
     
  8. jniggs

    jniggs Member

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    ha i dont...
     
  9. sun_heart_girl

    sun_heart_girl Member

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    Sweet Jesus (no pun intended) you saw all this on MARIJUANA???
     
  10. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    Whatever he's on.. I'll take two.
     
  11. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    gods god, dont care how he got there, when he got there, what his name is or who his offspring's are. since no one knows anyway.

    makes it much more simpler
     
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