YO I figured out who REALLY is so called JESUS ! no joke.

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  1. JCruX

    JCruX Member

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    Yo ok , look, those Old greek gods, like idk, Poseidon , Athena , etc... they were real Gods, and the greeks were fucking right, but one of those which is now "our" god was one of those greek gods {strict n shit] so one of those gods were in charge of "Earth" so that god saw that this plannet was rotten with impureties and our so called GOD (who had a son) was planning on destroying it(with plages n shit like that), thats when His son comes in , and he had seen that earth had potential, but just werent on the right spiritual track , and so he Promised his dad (our god) that he would lead us into the right track.couse he had liked us since back in the dayz, (just like a little kid wouln't wanna get rid of his fishbowl, just had affection) so than he came to earth as "Jesus , aka Jesús" and he would "save us" , and if you ask me how he Saved us, I GOTCHU, i know, he died and he was like really popular and loved, that was a BIG thing back then. so everyone found out about that "good guy who died,and eveyone love him" so that became what everyone was talking about , and since he said to be scared , couse there was a mighty god, everyone believed in him, and they turned into religion, because it was something so big. and a lot of ppl turned to GOD , to sorda be in his "good list". so thats why now ppl dont kill eachother as much as we would,if we didnt have no religion. and the world is going better,spiritualy (compared to like those bad times of rape and prostitution and gambling). there like a respect to GOD even if you're athiest. u know u better watch out with w/e is up there, in the end. thats how jesus, God's son "saved us"

    Disclaimer: i dont agree with the catholic church or any church, they just blew it all out of proportion. and tryed to get money out of scaring ppl about HELL, "you call it catholism i call it terrorism" << hehe i just made that up. pretty corny huh?


    Pz THNAX FOR READIN IF U READ IT.

    IF YOU HATIN' ... FUCK U


    PS. IM super stoned right now... PACE!!
     
  2. masked toker

    masked toker Member

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    say what?
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    umm...

    what an interesting piece of biblical fan fiction..
     
  4. blenderhead

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    gods, gods's sons, jesus...fuckin' hell, shut up n go smoke another will you
    lol
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  5. rydns

    rydns Member

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    hey duck
    can I put this in my sig?

    lol lol lol
     
  6. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    so where does Buddha come into this picture?
     
  7. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    umm.. sure...
     
  8. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    we dont know how much crime ththere was before religion, but normal chimps attack eachother all the time, bonobo chimps never fight judt fuck. we are in the middle, we fuck andstuff.. but we arent able to resist the urge to purify the gene pool. our ability to construct ourselves logic, we form justifications to our conflicts - eg religion wars, race wars, purely political wars, ethical disputes, suspected threats, etc. but religion is the biggest cause of death
     
  9. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    that original post was extreem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone
     
  10. slangshot1

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    alls i can say is Jesus and God are not some greek mythology gods
     
  11. eternalsunshine75

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    This piece totally made sense to him when he was stoned.
     
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