For Sale: My forum bitch

I've finally decided to sell my forum bitch. I’m low on cash, and well I need a new model. I won’t lie this one has been used and abused, but it is still in good, working condition. I am a little sad to part with it, but times have changed. I first thought to set a price, but I have decided to make it an auction. So this hipforum, hell raiser can easily be yours. The starting bid is $2.00.

 

Ha Ha ha Ha ah ha ha ha ha......

 

Is that a bid, or are you just teasing poor, ol' Indy?

 

can I bid negative $40?

 

Haha no Ihmurria......I need some sort of profit damn it!

 

That was me not really knowing what to say...

 

Ummmm, do you have anything else?

 

At the moment? No. I'm keeping all my other bitches for now.

 

How about I pay you to keep your bitch instead?

 

aw man, I'm not paying money for that guy. I'd take him off your hands if I got some cash in the exchange too but for nothing? No way. Let alone throwing down money for him, hah!

 

Poor guy....

 

Poor Indescribability! Come on now! Fine I'll lower the bidding price to $1.00. Jeez I'm getting ripped off.

 

I hope somebody buys him.

 

Yeah I do too, otherwise I just have to give him to Droopy Snoopy.

 

Got anything with less mileage on it?





















/jk

 

Yeah, but I'm keeping that one.

 

No, I don't want him. I changed my mind.

 

It's the picture isn't it? Maybe if there was a little more mystery I could sell him faster. And DS we had a deal!

 

Yea...I was just hoping for a newer model.

 

Hey! You knew how long he's been around.