Any funny stories about mushrooms??

Does anyone have any funny stories about tripping? if so do share!!!

 

i was on acid and i became one (no not with the world) but with the rug. oh yes, stick that one in your pipe and smoke it mother fuckerHAHAHAHA

 

Me and my mate had took shrooms for the first time then we had about a 1/4 of an ounce of grated hash (powedered hash) sitting on a piece of paper so i lifted the paper to look for the lighter then lifted the covers from the floor put the piece of paper back down then dropped the covers then the paper and the hash blew all over the room. We thought all was lost but then noticed a bong had been packed but not smoked (i cant smoke when im comin up on shrooms) so my mate went to put water in it but forgot what he was doing and sat watching the water pour out of the top of the bong and out the bowl soaking all the hash it took us ages to get it dry lol.

my mate was completely sober and was lying on another mates white fur rug then rolling himself up in it and rolling about the floor saying "im on drugs, weee" it was pretty funny.