ATTN: I need a new slave

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Tree-Hugger, Dec 9, 2006.

  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    My old one is pretty haggard, and well I'm bored with him.
     
  2. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    What does one need to qualify for this job?
     
  3. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    a penis.
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Well I don't want my slave to be too submissive.....there's no fun in that. ;)
     
  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    No I don't care about that. Male or Female....a slave is a slave.
     
  6. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    I'm a very controllable woman.........

    I don't however come with a penis...
     
  7. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Oh. Then a vagina.
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I bet you COULD come with a penis :D :lol:
     
  10. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    What types of things would I have to do?
     
  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'll review all applications tomorrow.
     
  12. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I want to take mine back . I have already filled a slave position elsewhere.
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Do you want me to flog you now or later?
     
  14. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    You could flog me nytime you want, but I am already flogged by another, I'm afraid. :D
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    damn, I'd hang out with you but I can't pick up after you.
     
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