slomming

sticking leaches on myself

have you guys seen this antidrug commercial. I saw it high and i thought it was a serious issue. I thought kids were actually putting leaches on themselves to get some sort of high and then i considered doing it depending on the high, come to find out these antidrug people were trying to make some point. It pretty much went right over my head.

 

my favorite one was where it was just kids sitting on a couch, and they were like "I won't get hit by a car, i won't shoot myself, i'll just get high on jimmy's couch" I was like hell yes thats a pro-weed ad!

 

petes couch homie, that commercial is the best and most realistic of them all.

 

he said "its the safest thing in the world...ill take my cahnces"

 

dude I crash on pete's couch all the time haha. Yeah I also like the one where their like "Dude, how did she get home" ahahaha. I have a running joke with a pal that the dude on the other end is like "Dude you ran over my sister!" hahahahahahaha

 

HAHAHA!

 

i love the leech commercial! i like the part where the principal has all the bottles of slugs on his desk and hes like "i just dont understand WHY"

 

Those commercials are funny as fuck, but it's sad that people actually believe that weed does shit like that to you. I know plenty of potheads that are among the most motivated people I have ever met. But I guess that's why the commercials are so funny, because the people making them are just proving their idiocy.

 

BTW, I wonder how much an ounce of leaches goes for these days. Anyone know where I could find some?

 

http://www.leechesusa.com/LEECHESUSA/emergency_delivery.asp

A zip of leeches goes for about 100 bucks.

 

hahaha i like the pne where the chick forgets to go to her grandma's for dinner. yeah fuckin right. I love my grandma's cooking and the first thing i'd be thinking of is curing my munchies with some good shit.

 

those must be some fuckin headie ass medical leeches

an O of these leeches is about $2.50..... these are schwagie leeches
http://www.rayswormsandmore.com/index_023.htm

 

So we got shwag and incredibly dank leeches. cool. hahah

What gets me about this commercial is that they use leeches of all things. They're disgusting, to me. I assume many people feel the same way. Besides making the point about peer pressure, they're trying to compare that shit to weed. I always laugh at it because it's ludicrous. But I'm also kind of offended. Why arent there anti-alcohol commercials other than drinking/driving ones? How about similar ones about cigs? Apparently they'd rather make more of a fuss over a relatively safe but illegal plant than addictive and dangerous substances which are currently legal. Such bullshit.

 

getting high makes me more productive. Cause I think time is going slower, so I do everything wayyy faster. I had to help my dad take apart the drying machine high once though, and I kept on lifting the drum wayyyyy too hard like I had super strength or something, and my dad was like shit aaron, your fucking lifting it up too high, hahaha.

 

the dank ones are available everyday...the schwag on april through september....but that's a huge ass price difference

 

true, but you can keep them alive for a while in a fish tank with an airstone and filter.
i think the site says you can feed them beef liver to keep then alive.

so when your not slomming, you can just drop em back in the tank, and have em all year round.

 

I think one of these 15 year olds, I vote WSC, ought to buy an elbow for 33.95 and sell them to 12 year old.

my favorite part of the commercial is when the kid has one inside his lip, reminds me of a nice fat dip

 

SLOM commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs2IK4IboaQ
at the end of the commercial, there is a joint that rolls itself.... and its pretty much the worst joint Ive ever seen in my entire life. looks like something WSC would roll.

 

excellent point. that is an incredibly shitty looking joint. WSC takes the term rookie to a whole new low

 

Still a big fan of these puppies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtE021Iz7E&NR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k133BL5YOWY